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Jared Leto Just Compared Himself To Jesus Christ, But Was It A Screw Up Of Biblical Proportions?

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Did you hear about Jared Leto's trip to ancient Jerusalem?

He walked into a hotel room, threw a handful of nails down on the counter, and said, "hey, could you put me up for a night?"

Whoops! That's not right at all! That crucifixion joke was supposed to feature Jesus Christ (superstar!), but sometimes we mix them up!

Can you blame us, though? Both have long hair, both preach about helping the less fortunate, and both were founding members of Fight Club!

In fact, Jared invited the comparisons himself when he posted a side-by-side with the Biblical prophet yesterday on Instagram!

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Sarah Palin's Christmas Book Is On The Way — And It's Way Out Of Touch!

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In many parts of America, generations of bigotry are finally eroding. Antiquated, narrow ideas are slowly being replaced by tolerance and even, in many cases, full-fledged acceptance.

Well, not on her watch!

A tireless champion of an overrepresented majority burdened by the shackles of guilt that come with entitlement and privilege, Sarah Palin is hellheckbent on saving Christmas!

Jesus Christ.

No, seriously. JC is the topic of her upcoming book!

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Glee Star Mark Salling Reacts To Sexual Battery Case At The SAGs! Plus, Jesus Is His Homeboy?!

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Hey Mark! Why so sad?!

What?! We almost can't hear you over the deafening sound of your triple-cray hair!

But let's get serious here…

While Mark Salling's Glee co-stars are poppin' champagne bottles, the talented actor isn't quite celebrating these days.

Cameras caught up to him on the SAG Awards red carpet tonight, and he admitted to feeling super sad about the sexual battery charges he's facing!

We aren't sure if he really stuck his unprotected peen in a girlie without her permission, but we want to have faith in him. In the meantime, you can ch-ch-check out his totes terrible haircut intriguing reaction to being asked about the lawsuit yourself (above)!

Wow, he's totes committed to clearing his name!

And… did he just pull the JC card?!

HE DID! Mark's best new buddy Jesus Christ is apparently helping him cope with his courtroom fiasco!

He admitted:

"I personally have a relationship with Jesus Christ… and I count on that myself."

He wouldn't be the first guy to find Jesus after a crisis! If it works for you, PRAISE!

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Brad Pitt Headlining Pontius Pilate Period Pic?

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Is Brad Pitt starring in a biopic about the inventor of Pilates? We wish!

Almost as cool, the totally talented thespian is in talks to take the titular role in Pontius Pilate!

One of history's original bad dudes, Pilate is a fierce Roman warrior handpicked by the emperor to quell religious tensions in Jerusalem at any cost.

Spoiler alert: 2,000 years later they still haven't solved that riddle!

The script supposedly reads less like The Passion of the Christ and more like The West Wing: Ancient Judea, meaning Pilate treads water between Biblical epic and historical account.

We won't ruin the ending, except to say Pontius eventually becomes the Lex Luthor to Jesus Christ's Superman.

We're really rooting for this to happen!

Brad made a FINE soldier in Troy, hopefully he gets another crack here!

[Image via WENN.]

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The Deeply Religious Voice Of Chuck E. Cheese Has Been FIRED!

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Aww. It's a sad day for anyone who has been to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the last two decades.

Duncan Brannan, the voice of the franchise's kind of creepy signature mascot since 1993, has been FIRED! The worst part is that the company didn't even have the decency to tell him in person (or at least in an email).

The voice actor discovered he had been replaced after hearing Chuck's Hot New Single, a jingle floating around on the internet that features a voice "clearly" different from his.

Brannan has every right to be angered by his employer's unprofessionalism, but instead he's taking the high road. It turns out that Chuck E. Cheese has been super Christian all along and that pizza is not his first love — God is.

In a Facebook post to friends, family and fans regarding his replacement, Brannan proudly declares love for his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He wants the world to know that he didn't do his job for the money, the glory or the groupies, but to spread the word of God, as he wrote:

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Harry Potter Director To Produce A Movie About Young Jesus Christ

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Sounds like this could be an interesting and controversial next project for Mr. Columbus!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone/Chamber of Secrets director Chris Columbus has acquired the rights to Anne Rice's Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt.

Columbus is set to produce a film adaptation of the book with his production company 1492 pictures, along with CJ Entertainment.

From what we're hearing, the book "tells the story of Christ at age seven as he leaves Egypt with his family to return to Nazareth and learn about his purpose in life."

Here's what Columbus had to say about the project:

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Revival Of Jesus Christ Superstar Heading To Broadway???

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Everything is getting a revival these days, huh???

There's a lot of buzz coming out of Toronto recently and it has nothing to do with the royal couple being in Canada. No, the city is buzzing about a much higher power, one that Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice gave a voice in their smash hit musical, Jesus Christ Superstar.

A production of the show is

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