Whenever a policy is passed or a candidate is elected that the public doesn't agree with, there are always empty threats of fleeing the country.
JetBlue wants to change that this November and is offering Election Protection to any voter vowing to leave the United States of America if the polls don't roll in their favor.
So whether you're hoping for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney to win those swing states, don't miss out on an easy opportunity to win a free flight so you can escape their policies FOREVVVERRRRRRR!
Or until you fly back from whatever vacation destination you decided upon because we know the ol' "I'm moving to Canada" line is just an empty threat.
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Who does this!?!
Aside from the ill-tempered sea bass from Austin Powers, who actually uses lasers to hurt other people?!
A JetBlue plane bound for New York City nearly crashed after the pilots were blinded by some unidentified
Jedi prankster who shined a laser pen at the cockpit from up to a mile away.
One pilot radioed into the control tower for help. He said:
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Clayton Osbon, the JetBlue pilot who had a complete psychotic meltdown during a flight from New York to Las Vegas last month, has had his first court hearing.
The man was transported in handcuffs from the hospital to an Amarillo, Texas courtroom on Monday morning. Sources report that he's been placed in the custody of the U.S. Marshal at the Randall County Jail where he'll be waiting until a detention hearing on Thursday morning.
He's facing up to 20 years in prison if convicted of
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After hearing about that JetBlue pilot who went cray and yelled "Iraq, al-Qaeda, terrorism, we're all going down" on his flight, we're still getting chills!
Clayton Frederick Osbon appeared to have an absolute psychotic meltdown when he rambled and ranted about terrorism and taking the flight down.
And now he's been charged with interfering with inflight crew members…good!
The criminal complaint reads:
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OMG! We can't imagine how scary this was, but thankfully everything turned out okay.
A JetBlue pilot lost his mind on a flight from New York to Las Vegas and threatened to blow up the plane. As a result, the aircraft was forced to land in Texas at the Rick Husband Amarillo International Airport after passengers worked together to tackle the crazed man.
New York City resident
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Looks like it's not just Spirit Airlines that's trying to screw us anymore!
Today, Delta Air Lines confirmed that they have raised fare prices to Florida, Phoenix, and Las Vegas by $10/round trip! Boo!
JetBlue has ALSO
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What's most disturbing to us is that this is the second story of this kind that we are posting this summer! Cray cray!
A very drunk dude got in loads of trouble this morning when he was caught peeing on fellow passenger during his JetBlue flight from Oregon to New York.
18-year old Robert Vietze reportedly put eight drinks away before getting onto the red-eye flight. Shortly after the plane took off, he got up from his seat and stumbled about five rows back where an 11-year–old girl was soundly sleeping. Her parents were using the restrooms themselves when Robert started peeing on the child. It was then that the girl's father
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