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Homewrecking Hailey Begging To Be On clASSy Reality Show!

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Yes, it's officially the worst idea EVER!

As if she hasn't offended enough people by effing Jon Gosselin and befriending Michael Lohan, Hailey Glassman is campaigning to be on the reality show documenting "Jewish American Princesses."

“I’m the ultimate JAP,” said Hailey. "Besides Judaism, David Yurman is our religion! I could teach youngsters how to be good JAPS…wear black spandex and Uggs, only drink Pellegrino and never, ever drink tap water.”

STOOPID! Not to mention, her fug face is not fit for the camera.

And she's actually a frontrunner to join the cast!

“I think Hailey is an interesting character and would be great for reality TV,” said producer Jenn Hoffman.

Of course, Glassman continued to promote herself!

The disgrace to the race said:

“I definitely think I should be the first to be cast. I’m being brutally honest. I have a huge following. The media always makes fun of the things I say and the way I talk. I’d be great for the show. I actually had the same idea three months ago only I wanted to call it 'JAPS In the Hamptons.'

We JAPS have what I like to call entitlement syndrome. I only wear designer brands, I don’t eat meat off the bone, I drink Fiji water or Pellegrino. I would rather die of dehydration than drink tap water. My signature outfit is black spandex, Uggs and white v-neck t-shirts. It’s a different mentality.

JAPS in New York are kind of crazy, but I’m really nice. I’m family-oriented.”

Ugh. Hopefully, this show doesn't happen! If by some miracle it does, we fear a rise in hate crimes.

Sigh.

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Another Jersey Shore Inspired Show!

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Has it come to this?!

East Coast producers are looking to bring elements of Jersey Shore and Real Housewives to a new reality show based on "Jewish American Princesses."

The casting notice reads:

“Production company looking for ‘Super Jappy’ groups of friends! Women ages 21 – 45 are able to apply for this reality show. Gone are the days where being a JAP is a bad thing – today Jewish American Princesses are proud.

Think Jersey Shore meets Real Housewives of New Jersey – but classier. We want beautiful, fun, outspoken groups of Jewish American Women.”

A clASSier version of the trashiest shows on TV?! Or do they mean something else?!

If you're a Long Island New York-based resident with the matzoh balls to promote this shiz, we wish you luck! You'll need it!

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