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Star Wars VII Gets A Theatrical Release Date! Find Out When Right HERE!

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Whoa! Did you feel that great disturbance in the force?

No, the Death Star hasn't blown up any more planets; the force you felt was actually the lightsaber in our pants stiffening as we learned the latest Star Wars news!!!

J.J. Abrams' Episode VII finally found itself a released date: December 2015!

Grrrwaaaaaarggggh!!!

That's Wookiee for "we can't friggin' wait!"

According to several sources, there is a good chance the flick will hit theaters in December '15, which is significant because it would mark the first time in franchise history that a Star Wars movie premiered in a month other than May!

We still don't know much else about the film (except, sadly, that Ryan Gosling was not cast as an Ewok,) but we're beyond excited to see who they pick!

Hopefully there will be a role for Mark Hamill because Luke Skywalker is a cultural icon, and he really shouldn't be snaggin' smokes from ashtrays!

We'll all find out together in a just a shade over two years!

[Image via Lucasfilm.]

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Star Wars Director J.J. Abrams Teases Creepy New Mystery Project! Watch HERE!

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We know J.J. Abrams loves his "mystery box," but we just wish he'd think outside it for just a minute!

Maybe then the visionary behind both the Star Trek and Star Wars reboots would see how much he's torturing us with stuff like this!

How do we describe this teaser trailer he just released? We don't know who stars in it, what it's about- we don't even know if it's TV or a movie!!

Is it the next Lost? The next American Horror Story? All we know is it looks like The Bourne Identity meets Dark City at midnight in The Twilight Zone!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) simply entitled Stranger to see if you can put the puzzle pieces together!

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Daniel Radcliffe Totally DONE Being Harry Potter, Wants Mature Role In Star Wars Instead!

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Whenever we look at Daniel Radcliffe one thought pops into our head:

His creamy-white skin is surely made of Ton-Tongue Toffee, because licking it engorges our mouth organ!

Also, no matter how many times he plays a gay Beatnik poet or has the shizzle scared out of him by a creepy Woman in Black, he'll always be the hero of Hogwarts in our mind!

The 23-year-old actor, however, has other intentions.

As we've previously reported, he's 100% over reprising his so-called foolish school boy role in the Harry Potter franchise!

Yep! Even if Richard Harris played Dumbledore well into his 70s, the pride of Gryffindor said he's hung up his sorting hat!

So what does Harry Daniel do next?

He recently revealed:

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Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto's Star Trek Into Darkness Boldly Breaking $100 Mil At Box Office!

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Set your phasers to BANK!

Star Trek Into Darkness is set to knock Robert Downey Jr.'s iron butt out of the top spot in the box office this weekend!

Judging by pre-sales & a super-strong Wednesday and Thursday opening, studio shaman's expect the sci-fi sequel to break $100 mil in its opening weekend!!!

$100,000,000!?!?

Whoa! Somebody needs to beam J.J. Abrams up a congratulatory bottle of champagne!!

Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Benedict Cumberbatch all look super fine in their totally tight & extra fabulous

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Jimmy Kimmel Gets Kirk And Lando To Give J.J. Abrams Star Wars Suggestions!

Jimmy Kimmel's Mean Tweets may be fake, but his ability to get star cameos is real!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Star Trek: Into Darkness director J.J. Abrams take some suggestions for how to do the next Star Wars movie from the audience!

The audience just happens to include the original Captain Kirk William Shatner and Lando Calrissian himself Billy Dee Williams! Ha!

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Zoe Saldana Calls Angelina Jolie "The Ultimate Badass" At Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere!

Talk about the understatement of the century!!

We can all pretty much agree that Angelina Jolie is extremely brave for sharing the news of her double mastectomy with the world. But Zoe Saldana took it one step further when she said she thinks she's "the ultimate badass!"

We couldn't agree more!

The lovely actress was walking the red carpet at the Hollywood premiere of her upcoming film Star Trek Into Darkness when she said Angelina's announcement is very important and inspiring for women who could be facing the same risks!

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Star Trek Gets An Honest Trailer! With Extra Lens Flare!!

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Star Trek is about to get a massive sequel!

But before that, shouldn't it have an Honest Trailer?

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see "what was basically J.J. Abrams' Star Wars demo reel!" Ha!

"The film that made nerds cry, made nerds cheer, and made nerds go 'Huh?!'"

That about sums it up! LOLz!

Though they did forget about "gives nerds space bonerz!" Call us, Zachary Quinto!

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