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John Waters Explains Hairspray 2 Plot, AKA The Reason Why It Won't Happen!

hairspray-2-john-waters-plot-madness-sounds-awfulJohn Waters wants you to know that he did indeed write an entire sequel to Hairspray, and to prove it he's dishing with a synopsis!

We have never seen someone put so much effort into not wanting something to get made — so if you DON'T want the sequel to your 1988/2007 movie/musical to ever get made, this is the plot you write for it. It's a fool-proof plan! LOLz!

Seriously, the term "jumping the shark" was coined for both shows that literally jump sharks and for sequels with SINGING ZITS.

And, don't get us wrong, we love Mr. Waters, but we have no idea if he's punkin' us on this one!

Here's how Waters explains it:

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Crawford Charged For Smoking The Ganja!

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Oh, poor Nate Archibald!

All he wanted to do was smoke a joint, listen to Joanna Newsom, and eat some cheetos!

Chace Crawford has been charged with a misdemeanor possession of marijuana for his June 4th arrest after the Plano, Texas fuzz caught him with a joint in his ride!!

If convicted, boyfriend could face up to six months in jail!

Be careful where you're puff puff passing, kiddies!

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