Poor South Dakota!
It's bad enough they're perpetually forced to play power bottom to North Dakota, a.k.a. our country's other most uninteresting state, but now they're suffering through this!!
Joan Jett signed a contract with state officials to rock out with her lady-c**K out atop SD's Mount Rushmore float at this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but some residents think she's bringing shame upon their great state!!!
Believe it or not, the I Love Rock 'n' Roll singer has the gall to be a card-carrying member of PETA! Joan actually supports animal rights!?!
Oh, the indignity! Oh, the horror! Oh, the… what?!
What's wrong with that? Isn't everyone against animal cruelty in this day and age?
Apparently not the South Dakota Cattlemen's Association!