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Wacky Arizona Sheriff Restricts Inmates Diets To Bread & Water After Desecrating American Flag!

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Well, it's a good thing Justin Bieber wasn't arrested in Phoenix!

Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio is making headlines again, but for all the wrong reasons!

The ultra-conservative and totes controversial lawman is royally pissed because inmates in one of his prisons desecrated American flags he forced them to hang in their cells!

How does he plan to punish these 38 rapscallions? By putting them on a bread and water diet!!

Wait, what!? That seems kind of messed up!! What if one of them is allergic to gluten?!

Sheriff Joe, a.k.a. the dude George Lopez BLASTED over his love of racial profiling, released this statement:

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George Lopez Calls 80-Year-Old Man A 'F**king Puto' And 'Fat Motherf**ker'!

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Can't we all just get along??

In the midst of an HBO stand-up special on Saturday, professional funny man George Lopez switched gears from joke-teller to irate political activist!

He went on a tirade about Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio — remember him?

Dubbed America's most vigilant cop, Joe is in favor of racial profiling AND he locked up DMX!!!

George started off with a few jokes at Joe's expense, but quickly devolved into a "get off my lawn!" type monologue… or soliloquy — we can never remember the difference.

George screamed:

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Steven Seagal Vs. Cockfighters

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This is awful! We will NOT be watching the next episode of Steven Seagal: Lawman.

Joe Arpaio, the Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, has been fighting against cockfighting in his home state, and recently he brought Steven Seagal along with him to help with his mission…and of course to provide material for the show.

Here's how things went down with Arpaio's most recent bust on a suspected cockfighter, according to a report:

"[In] a massive show of force…the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office executed a search warrant and arrested the homeowner, Jesus Llovera, on charges of suspected cockfighting."

Apparently, Arpaio and Seagal utilized "armored vehicles" and "a tank," and they also brought with them "dozens of SWAT members in full gear…and a bomb robot."

Here's what Llovera's neighbor Debra Ross had to say about it:

"When the tank came in and pushed the wall over and you see what's in there, and all it is, is a bunch of chickens."

Here's more about the incident from a report:

"Thousands of dollars in damages were made to the property and 115 birds were euthanized on the spot."

What's the point in stopping cockfighters if you're going to kill chickens in the process???

This is so upsetting and ridiculous…we can barely even believe it's true!

Ugh!

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DMX Gets Six Months In Prison!

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Uh-oh!

We guess Dr. Drew can't save you now, DMX!

The rapper has been sentenced to six months behind bars for violating the terms of his probation!

Although some reports claim that the Celebrity Rehab doctor presented the judge with a letter requesting that DMX be moved to his care, and the judge seemed receptive, it is unclear whether or not he'll be battling his cocaine addiction for the world's viewing pleasure.

However, if that doesn't fly, the Arizona jail system apparently has a good detox program!

According to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio:

"He admitted to using cocaine, so he's back in our jail. I think it's about time to give him hard time. We do have a great drug prevention program in the jail, so if he stays in our jail system I will consider (letting) him go through our program."

What do U think?? Should DMX be in jail or on Celebrity Rehab??

[Image via AP Images.]

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