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A Fair Trial For Jesse James Will Be Tough!

Filed under: Legal MattersJesse James

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We can see why!

Jesse James is being sued by a manufacturer over a planned clothing line for Walmart and according to his lawyer Joe Yanny, he's going to have "a really difficult time" getting an impartial jury!

"So many prospective jurors are talking about what they've read or heard, saying 'I don't know if I can be impartial'," Yanny explains, saying that people on the panel have already formed opinions "over totally unrelated issues and mostly untrue accusations."

Image is everything — and maybe Jesse should have thought about that before he screwed every tattooed woman with legs.

Too bad!

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Jesse James Has His Lawyer Spill More Bull!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLove LineJesse James

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Either he's dumber than we thought or he needs to tell his lawyer to keep his mouth shut, because THIS crap is not helping his case!

Jesse James' lawyer, Joe Yanny, is still spewing bullshit and attempting to elicit sympathy for the adulterer!

He says:

"When all is said and done, he wants the same people who were living in his house before all this happened to still be living there. And he wants to save his marriage with the woman he loves more than anything in his life. He's focusing on what he's doing and trying to make himself better. The First Amendment was not meant to cover the sexual lives of people who are not in office. This is sheer voyeurism and bullying, pure and simple. It's disgusting."

No, no. What's disgusting is being a neo-Nazi fucktard who betrays his wife with multiple gutter sluts and then tries to appear as though he's somehow a victim!

THAT's disgusting.

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Wah Wah! Jesse James Is "A Broken Man." GOOD!

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Seriously? Are you seriously trying to get people's sympathy right now, you piece of shit asswipe?

Jesse James' lawyer and friend, Joe Yanny, is speaking out on behalf of the douchebag while he hides out in sex rehab and leaves his wife, Sandra Bullock, to deal with the giant shitstorm he made after his multiple affairs!

For some crazy reason, Yanny thinks we should sympathize with him! LOLz!

He said:

"Jesse is in love with Sandra. This whole thing has destroyed Jesse's entire universe. Right now, he's a broken man. The single most important thing to Mr. James and the children is that the marriage somehow survive."

We don't know why he thinks ANYONE wants to hear this.

Maybe if you wanted a pity party, you shouldn't have actively cheated on your wife with various sluts! Just saying.

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