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Gosselin Kids Miss Their Idiot Parents!!

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Oh, the trials and tribulations of having to call desperate famewhoring losers 'mom' and 'dad!'

Now that Kate Gosselin is spending half the week in El Lay on Dancing With The Stars, apparently the eight kids - WHO, BTW, ARE THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE FAMOUS - are struggling to cope without their parents!

Sources are reporting that the kids, watched by nannies, "were asking, 'When is Mommy coming home?'"

Even worse, the twins Cara and Maddy are getting depressed and the sons Aeden, Collin, and Joel "got into trouble at school for talking back to teachers."

There was no way in hell these kids were ever going to be normal, and with this news, it seems like they're fast-tracking it on the road to becoming MESSED UP teens.

Apparently, Kate is unphased because she wants to be a massive hack star.

Another source says:

"She says Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have lots of kids and their parents are away for long periods, working to support them."

UM. Delusional much, Kate? You're nowhere CLOSE to Brangelina's stardom, and they seem to bring the kids with them on location all the time!!

As obnoxious and frigid as she is, we can SORT OF sympathize with her fameWHORING - at least she's working to support her family!!

Is no one else wondering WHY THE EFF Jon isn't present to take care of the kids??

WTF is he doing that's so important, having his baby peen surgically enhanced??

DOUCHE.

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