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Martin Scorsese & Siri Are Goodfellas In New iPhone Ad

Siri, you dirty trollop!

Zooey Daschenel? John Malkovich? Samuel L. Jackson? And now Martin Scorsese?!?

We can hardly keep track of all the women and men you've been caught around town with these past few months!

Ch-Ch-Check out the new iPhone ad where Siri and Marty take to the mean streets of NYC to discuss the quickest route through cross-town traffic (above)!

Still, we aren't sure this match is made to last.

We're not saying he's too old for you, Siri. But he was directing Taxi Driver when you were still just a twinkle in a young programmer's eye!

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Anthony Hopkins Looks Fabulous In Red

Anthony Hopkins Red 2 Negotiations

Uh-oh, Dr. Hannibal Lecter is seeing red!!

Oh, wait…we meant Sir Anthony Hopkins is in negotiations to join the cast of Red 2!!

That’s much more pleasant news!

The sequel to 2010’s explosive hit will also star Bruce Willis and John Malkovich, as well as franchise newcomer Catherine Zeta-Zones.

If Hopkins looks puffy in the cheeks as of late it’s because he ate too many livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti of the make-up and special effects being used to transform him into Hitchcock for his upcoming Psycho film with ScarJo.

Red 2 is the perfect choice follow-up.

Nothing cuts weight faster than running from gunfire and diving away from explosions, LOLz!!

[Image via WENN.]

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John Malkovich Gets Philosophical With iPhone 4's Siri!

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Color us shocked!

Even John Malkovich has hopped on the celebrity commercial train for Apple!!

In their newest ad, the eloquent Malkovich ponders the meaning of life with Siri.

Definitely the sweetest thing about the iPhone 4, Siri totally owns the key to the universe. Just check out her answer (above)!!

And THEN… to calm your brain of such intellectual gab, watch him joke with her …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Catherine-Zeta Jones Joins Bruce Willis For Red 2!

catherine zeta jones cast red 2 with michael douglas

Just what the cast needed - a seasoned vixen to amp the suspense!!

Red 2 has just welcomed Catherine-Zeta Jones on board, and we are VERY happy about this new development.

Don't get us wrong! Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, and Helen Mirren all bring their own A-game to the table, but CZJ just has that special somethin' that completes the cast.

Another fabulous addition?? Byung-Hun Lee… aka the amazing Tae Kwon Do specialist from the G.I. Joe franchise.

So get to work, Dean Parisot!! You have an amazing movie to direct!!!

[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]

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Actor John Malkovich Launches A Clothing Line! Yep…A Clothing Line…

john malkovich launches clothing line

Remember that movie Being John Malkovich? Well, now you won't need a portal to be like John Malkovich…you'll just need a credit card!

In a bizarre, yet intriguing move, actor John Malkovich has launched a clothing line called (drum roll) TECHNOBOHEMIAN!

Apparently, the term derives from an "as-yet-untitled Italian novel." Int!

Here's what John had to say about his Technobohemian (we like saying this word!) clothing line:

"I am inspired by the appearance of a bohemian of the new millennium. I thought it was necessary to update the figure of the bohemian but not in the traditional way. It was necessary to make it cosmopolitan, present and fully engaged in the technological world we live in today."

The clothing line has been described as "Old Europe in quality" and it's "being made from Italian materials and Japanese-imported denim."

John is aiming for a "cultivated casual" look with his clothes, and the line will feature "printed button-down shirts, tailored jackets, woven ties and cravats."

For some reason, we are so intrigued by this…then again, it MAY just be that we like to say the word Technobohemian.

…TECHNOBOHEMIAN!

Ha!

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