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Bruce Willis' Pants Python Gets Hard During French Kiss With British Wife!

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With apologies to Demi Moore, Bruce Willis & Emma Heming Willis are the most adorbzies couple ever!

They were captured kissing on the red carpet earlier this week, and there was so much love in the air we could TASTE it!

In case you were wondering, it tasted like honeysuckle and copper… and it was kind of salty, too!

The 57-year-old action star and his beautiful British babe celebrated the premiere of A Good Day to Die Hard in Berlin!

We haven't seen the flick yet, but we're guessing his sardonic cop character John McClane kicks more ass than a ninja fending off a pack of wild donkeys!

Stateside, Die Hard 5 hits theaters on Valentine's Day!

Feel free to follow Bruce's lustful lead and get frisky with your date at the theater!

We recommend cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box and giving your loved one a special buttery surprise, LOLz!!

…but not really because that kinda thang's illegal! Just ask Pee-Wee!

[Image via Apega/WENN.]

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Bruce Willis Is A Butt-Kicking Badass In A Good Day To Die Hard's First Trailer!

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John McClane is BACK and he'll stop at nothing to make the streets of Moscow safe again!

Moscow?! What??

We suppose it is time Bruce Willis went global with his ass-kicking talents!

Ch-ch-check out the first official trailer for A Good Day to Die Hard (above) and try not to pee yourselves in all the amazeballz excitement!!

So why is the greatest surliest American hero stuck in Mother Russia?

Is he vacationing on the Trans-Siberian railway? Freeing Pussy Riot from their gulags??

Who knows? Who cares?!

Die Hard 5 breaks hearts bones on Valentine's Day 2013!

You can bet your Baryshnikov we already penciled in a date with Bruce and a bag of lightly-salted, unbuttered popcorn!!

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Bruce Willis Declares Valentine's Day A Good Day To Wear Edible Underwear Die Hard

John McClane is never ever ever ever (like ever) getting killed by the bad dudes!

But it sure is fun to watch them try!

Ch-ch-check out the first trailer for the upcoming Bruce Willis action-extravaganza, A Good Day to Die Hard (above)!

Worry not, franchise purists! Your Jar Jar Binks, Justin Long, is not credited in this one!

It's just Detective McClane cracking-wise and single-handedly keeping the world safe from terror, tyranny, and uptight antagonizers!

Stock up on popcorn and clean pairs of edible underwear because the fourth sequel in the Die Hard franchise is blowing your bowels and mind on Valentines Day, 2013!

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Die Hard 5 Goes Down In Flames!

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So scary!

The set of Die Hard 5, where Bruce Willis has been busy reprising his role as American hero John McClane, erupted in flames on Thursday!

A helicopter was set to land in the lobby of a Budapest building where a fire was planned, but the blades accidentally fanned the flames throughout the entire 5-story structure.

Now producers are screwed because

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Check Out Bruce Willis' Soon-To-Be Former Idaho Digs! For Sale!

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What a fabulous way to spend $15 million!

Check out the photos (above, and below) of Bruce Willis' 20-acre Idaho home, which he's trying to unload because he hasn't been spending enough time there.

As we mentioned before, Bruce bought the place with ex-wife Demi Moore back in '01…and now he's ready to let it go for $15 mil.

What do U think? Would U like to move into John McClane's old digs???

P.S. Hey Bruce…we'll take the place if U knock six zeros off the pricetag! Ha!

[Images via Sotheby's International Realty/Sun Valley.]

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