We can't say we blame him! That's a long-ass flight!
Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay recently sat next to The Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten in the business class section of a flight to Australia, and revealed that the rocker's flatulence was so bad that he'd rather move to economy than endure it again!
"He is a fucking nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul. He kept saying, 'Oh, that wasn't me' or, 'The meal smells a bit off, don't you think?' He drove me insane. [If he moved to economy] At least I'd be able to breathe a bit. They banned smoking in the air and they should ban farting."
What a disaster! Obviously, that's not something everyone can control, but for goodness sake, GO TO THE RESTROOM!
Glad to know that Rotten lived up to his name, though!
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