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Following the ca-ray-zay hold up at the Canadian border Tuesday, New Kids On The Block and their Package Tour finally made it to Ottawa — gear and all.

But given the ridiculousness of the situation — that forced them to cancel their show — the boys just had to make light of things at their rescheduled concert last night. Put very simply, they explained:

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Who knew Hillary Clinton was so HILLARY-ous???

At the CFDA Awards on Monday night, the former Secretary of State received a standing ovation when she walked on stage to present an award to her good friend, Oscar de la Renta.

But, it was her silly remark that won first prize for us.

She joked to the crowd:

Tags: andy cohen, cfda awards, cfda awards 2013, hillary clinton, joke, new york, oscar de la renta, pantsuit, silly!

Some people should just NOT be allowed to use Twitter!

Lena Dunham is known to send out some silly tweets from time to time, but when she cracked a joke on Memorial Day some of her followers let her know they were NOT happy about it!

The Girls actress and director received TONS of nasty messages, but one particularly awful tweet DEFINITELY crossed the line, reading:

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Lindsay Lohan may be on the hunt for a quick energy/focus fix now that her Adderall has reportedly been confiscated at rehab, but it seems the scandal-attracting redhead is also on the hunt for something else…

A hunky slice of man pie to satisfy her every need!

So how does one who is currently stuck in court-ordered treatment find love?

Online dating, DUH!

Ch-ch-check out Lindsay's eHarmony dating profile (above)!

LOLzzz! OK, so obviously this is a jest, and we kinda love that Lilo is totes down to laugh at herself.

But as cute as this video is, a lot of the stuff that Lindz sarcastically makes fun of (hAArd partying, car crashes on the PCH, etc.) are SERIOUS issues that should have serious consequences…

Something that the actress just doesn't seem to understand.

P.S. - Remember the last time Lindsay was filmed with this song playing in the background? Yeah, that's right… The Parent Trap! Simpler times!

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Sorry, Miley and RiRi!

Guess the 4/20-oriented coffee shop dreams will have to stay located in Amsterdam for now!

Because despite earlier comments made by Patrick Dempsey regarding the possibility of incorporating a little bit more, ahem, 'herbal refreshment' into his recently bought-up line of Tully's coffee shops in Washington states, he now wants the world to know that he was merely practically joking!

If you don't recall, Dr. McDreamy originally said:

"Coffee is good for your mind—it's basically a legalized drug. The next step is selling marijuana, of course. There's a business model there. You could present it in a beautiful, elegant way: a Michelin-starred coffee shop where you can get marijuana."

However, he now would like to clarify that:

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We all know our favorite Twilight couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, have had their ups and downs in their relationship.

As they are currently in an “up” trajectory, R-Patz apparently tried to make a joke out of their not-so-stable past, to see how that would play out!

You see… KStew was recently seen getting into a car with a mystery man who looked like former relationship-crusher, Rupert Sanders. As we reported earlier, this man was actually just a valet attendant.

Though Robert was aware of the man's identity, he supposedly thought it would be funny to pretend he wasn't, and then make Kristen take a fake lie detector test to prove she wasn’t up to her old tricks.

We may be missing something here, because IF these reports are true, and if we were KStew, we probably wouldn’t find this to be funny at all. But apparently she thought it was HIGHlarious!! Ha!

If it's true, we’re just happy the couple has a similar sense of humor. Way to go for pulling this one off, R-Patz!

Now back to hoping all these marriage rumors are true!!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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Reese Witherspoon may have canceled various talk show appearances after her VERY embarrassing drunken rant to a police officer was made public knowledge this past weekend…

But that doesn't mean her boozy behavior is safe from the sharp tongues of late night television!

During Monday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, the comedian host poked fun at Reese's recent arrest for disorderly conduct, joking:

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