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Russell Brand best not be talking smack about our girl Katy Perry!

When a couple of his friends on XFM radio were teasing him about his outrageous elephant-riding wedding and shamefully short marriage, the acerbic comic was quick to defend the relationship. Kind of. He said:

Tags: jokes, katy perry, marriage, radio, russell brand, xfm

Bette Midler is one gorgeous, talented lady and she's also into some freaky stuff.

Like watching birds get BUSY!! LOLz!

She recently tweeted:

Tags: bette midler, birds, funny, jokes, sex, tweet, twitter

Taylor Swift, viewed by the world as a vintage cross-stitch pattern of flowers come to life, had some choice words for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler when they made jokes about her dating a ton of dudes at the Golden Globes. Mainly, she told them they'd burn in hell!

Here's what she said:

"You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, 'There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.'"

Are we even sure that it was Taylor that said that?? We are?? Okay — It's so out of character!

We guess if you push someone long enough, they're bound to snap. Which is awful, because then the Golden Globes joking should be seen as bullying, instead of lighthearted banter!

Either way, Amy has responded to young Taylor's bruised pride:

Tags: amy poehler, diss, hell, helping, jokes, life, love, response, taylor swift, tina fey, women

OMG, the original Twilight could be coming back to theaters for a one-time showing this fall!

Or should we say this pratfall?

The comic minds behind Mystery Science Theater 3000 - you know, the show where the puppets make fun of old B-movies? - have targeted the vampire romance as their sparkling white whale!

They've already put on several of these live Rifftrax performances, simulcast to theaters nationwide, in which they make fun of movies like Reefer Madness and Birdemic!

Now they want to buy the rights to tweak off Twi-hards with their merciless ribbing! They've already raised over $140,000 IN ONE DAY on Kickstarter, so it looks like an Edward and Bella roast is a sure thing at this point!

So what do u think, fans? Will the jokes ruin the movie? Or is it all in fun?

[Image via Summit Entertainment.]

Tags: jokes, making fun, movie, mystery science theater 3000, rifftrax, spoof, theaters, twilight

It's an intimidating feat to play host to the BIGGEST event in Hollywood, so we understand that Seth MacFarlane was nervous…

But his nerves are no excuse for some of the tactless jokes he was telling during last night's Oscars!

Seth's painfully long, self-obsessed monologue (above) was solely about him worrying about being a bad host — a self fulfilling prophecy, perhaps? — and included an entire song about seeing boobs, which Seth concluded with a "no-homo" joke.

The rest of the night consisted of one inappropriate joke after the other.

HOWEVER, we will say this: anyone who has ever seen Family Guy, American Dad, or The Cleveland Show knows that Seth stayed true to the comedic format that's made him famous.

All of his popular cartoons feature MAJORLY offensive jokes, and while some gags can go too far, the whole point of the shows (to us at least) is to poke fun at people and push the comfort zone of viewers.

But obviously, that type of comedy did NOT work for the Oscars.

We also find it rather funny that the Academy even asked Seth to host — have they seen Family Guy? He's been SO nasty to almost every celeb in that audience!

To read some of Seth's more controversial Oscar jokes, click …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tags: comedy, family guy, host, jokes, offensive, oscars, oscars 2013, racist, seth macfarlane, sexist

Every once in a while, a story comes along that makes our jaws drop: this isn't one of them. This is just super weird!! LOLz!!

Sure, we could take the road most traveled and make jokes about "junk" in "trunks" or even getting to the "bottom" of this case, but we won't.

Because we're CLASSY! Ha!

How many times have you been in the Dominican Republic and had a good time, only to realize that you want to come back with some extra cash… so you make duct-tape diapers and try and smuggle some drugs on your butts??

ALL THE TIME!!

That's exactly what two Bronx neighbors did! Too bad they got bested and busted by a drug-sniffing dog at customs — they almost got away with it!

Together, they had almost 6 1/2 kilos of cocaine taped to their booooooties!

Cray!!

Who wants to smell farts when all you want to smell is cocaine anyway?? Right?? JK!! HA!

Tags: bust, busted, butt, cocaine, customs, dominican republic, drug, drugs, extra, joke, jokes, neighbors, public, together, weird

The world is his playground, so we wouldn't expect it to be any different when it comes to his upcoming Saturday Night Live gig!!

Justin Bieber has been under fire lately for his increasingly unpredictable behavior, but the Biebs will now have an outlet to vent out his frustrations with his February 9 hosting gig on Saturday Night Live!!!

A friend of Justin's divulged:

Tags: hot, jokes, justin bieber, justin timberlake, pranks, saturday night live, scandal, selena gomez, snl