As Michelle Tanner would fervently exclaim: How rude!
IMDB staff writer Jon C. Hopwood was tasked with tweaking Kim Kardashian's profile, and TWEAK he did… in a SUPER unflattering way!
Hopwood bashed Kimmy for being "a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity…," among MANY other accusations.
Lovely. As you might've guessed, we do not condone Hopwood's actions. Negativity is never becoming.
The colorful bio has since been taken down, but TADA! A savvy someone took screenshots which we have for your curious pleasure. The pics ARE small, so zooming would be appropriate…
Check out one main excerpt (above), but for the FULL force of Kimmy's re-imagined bio, click …AFTER THE JUMP!