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Disgusting Homophobic Critics Claim Michael Sam Had A Boner During The Draft Combine!

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Ugh! Don't flatter yourself, football players!!

Michael Sam has made tons of headlines due to the possibility of him being the first openly gay athlete to play in the NFL. However, this week he's been hard at work at the draft combine proving that he actually has the skills to play at the next level.

Unfortunately, some childish critics weren't paying attention to his statistics and instead decided to focus on other things, like his penis!

That's right. Critics are actually claiming that at one point during the combine, Michael Sam had an erection.

Aside from the fact that this is absolutely ridiculous, let's just get a few facts out of the way. Michael Sam is a man. Michael Sam is a man with a penis. Michael Sam is a man with a penis wearing a skin tight suit. Is any of this adding up for anyone else?

C'mon people! We see Jon Hamm's trouser snake all the time and he's usually wearing sweat pants!!

Ch-ch-check out the video of Michael …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jon Hamm And Joe Manganiello Put Their Manhood On Display At Dodgers Stadium

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What happens when Jon Hamm and Joe Manganiello attend the SAME hockey game at the SAME time??

We can't say for certain, but we're pretty sure it's the manliest thing to happen since the Milwaukee Arm Wrestling Championship in 1965!

The two studly actors made their way to Dodger Stadium to watch as the Anaheim Ducks took on the Los Angeles Kings! That's right, there was actually an outdoor hockey game in Los Angeles and somehow all of the ice didn't melt!

We're not exactly sure if these two got the memo on who was playing though as they both showed support for the wrong teams as Jon rocked a St. Louis Blues hat while Joe Man wore a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey!

Oh well, we'll just have to forgive them because they're just so darn handsome!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Jon Hamm Keeps His Third Leg Under Wraps In New Trailer And Poster For Million Dollar Arm!

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Why hello there, Mr. Draper!!

This Spring, the guy with the million-inch HammBone, Jon Hamm will be taking a quick vacation from the world of advertising and dipping his peen toes in the baseball world in the upcoming film Million Dollar Arm!

The movie follows a struggling sports agent who travels to India in hopes of finding the next big pitcher to bring back to the majors!!

The movie is produced by Disney, so if you're hoping to see some steamy Dick Whitman Don Draper action, you might have to wait until Mad Men starts up again!

Luckily, we have this sexy yet bulge-less poster (above) to hold us over until then!

And if that's not enough, check out the official trailer …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Ellen Degeneres Celebrates The Great American Smoke Out By Removing The Cigs From Mad Men!

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Yesterday was a pretty special occasion — The Great American Smoke Out — and we hope a lot of you smokers joined in!

The ideas is to stop America from slowly killing itself for at least ONE DAY by stopping using cancer sticks for 24 hours! Ellen, in her infinite wisdom and flawless humor, set out to celebrate the day in the best way.

She re-edited some Mad Men footage with cigarettes to include something far more HIGHlarious!!

Honestly, we wish the entire series would get a makeover like this, it would be the funniest DVD extra on the planet!

Watch the funny (above)!

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Jon Hamm & His Beard Are Mad About His St. Louis Cardinals At The World Series!

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Ruh-roh! It looks like Matt Damon has a little competition here!!

Following in Matt's footsteps, Jon Hamm made his way to Fenway Park and braved the cold to root on his favorite team in the World Series, but the two seksi actors found themselves on opposite sides!

The Mad Men actor and his actress lady friend Jennifer Westfeldt entered enemy territory to cheer on his hometown St. Louis Cardinals in a sea of Boston Red Sox fans!

We wonder what Matty has to say about all of this!

Unfortunately, Jon probably wasn't able to do too much cheering after he recently had surgery on his throat, but the fact that he was healthy enough to make it to the game is probably a pretty good sign!

However, it looks like our dreams of seeing Don Draper sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game have been dashed! LOLz!

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Sienna Miller Recruits An All-Star Cast To Spread The Word For A New First Responders Program!

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Sienna Miller is SOOO much more than a pretty face!

She's a full on philanthropist!!

As International Medical Corps Global Ambassador, the stunning actress has announced the launch of a new First Responders commitment as part of the 2013 Clinton Global Initiative!

The goal of the initiative is to strengthen underdeveloped communities in places like Ethiopia and Kenya by giving them the tools and the education they need to tackle common issues and avoid disasters such as droughts and seasonal flooding.

Sienna opened up about the new program, saying:

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Jon Hamm's Rep Says His Throat Surgery Is A Routine Procedure! Phew!

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Oh, thank the gods of the advertising world!!!

After hearing Jon Hamm was going to have throat surgery to remove two polyps from his vocal chords, we got a little bit worried for our favorite Mad Men stud!!

But, thankfully, things aren't as bad as they sound!

Jon's spokeperson has opened up about his medical condition and confirms he is booked to go under the knife, but he insists that it is a "routine outpatient procedure."

Phew! Well that's good to hear!!

Luckily, Jon will have PLENTY of time to rest up and recover before they begin shooting the final season of Mad Men, which is even better news because we can't wait to see how things play out at our favorite ad agency!!

Get better soon, Dick Whitman Don Draper!!

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