Congratulations, convicted murderer! We can't wait for you to raise kids!
Pardon us if we're feeling sarcastic todayM but we CANNOT believe Joran Van der Sloot will bring children into this world!
Apparently, a mystery woman going by the name of "Leidi" visited his jail four months ago and filled her belly with his child! At least that's the story Joran is confirming!
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Joran van der Sloot is a cold-blooded killer.
He remains the primary suspect in Natalee Holloway's 2005 disappearance.
And he pled guilty to murdering Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez in 2010, for which he's currently serving a 28 year sentence in a high-security Peruvian prison.
But, hey, why should he let that stop him from having a good time??
While it's looking like the rumors of his engagement were part of some practical joke he was playing, sources close to the South American prison are reporting that Joran is really enjoying his time in lock-up.
His attorney Aldo Cotrina concurs. He said:
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We guess there really is a match out there for everyone!!
Joran Van der Sloot, who killed at least one woman and is heavily suspected of being responsible for Natalee Holloway's tragic 2005 disappearance, is tying the knot.
And, no, we aren't talking about a hangman's noose. Joran is getting married.
Joran currently resides in a Lima prison because of the crimes he committed but it seems even a jail cell couldn't stop him from finding true love.
Did he have a profile on Match.com or what?
We're perplexed as
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Before the American public was polarized by George Zimmerman, Casey Anthony and Joran Van Der Sloot, it was praying for Scott Peterson to receive the death penalty.
America got its wish too. He was convicted for the murder of his pregnant wife Laci and unborn son Connor in 2005 and sentenced to death.
Now Scott and his lawyer aren't too sure he got a fair trial and want to appeal the decision. In a 423-page court document filed on Thursday, the convicted murderer's lawyer argues that there were all sorts of things wrong with that trial.
Not only are they saying that the investigators never proved "how, where or when" the murder actually occurred, but they insist the jury was tainted, as the document explains:
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It's about time!
Joran van der Sloot, the man who has been found guilty in Peru for the murder of Stephany Flores and main suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, may finally be getting the punishment he deserves from the U.S. justice system.
Sources are reporting that the process to extradite the criminal from Peruvian prison has begun and authorities hope to bring him to trial for charges of extortion and wire fraud from the Holloway case.
The only thing holding up his release to the United States is
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We really hope this doesn't happen!!
Okay, so get this garbage. The man who admitted to the murder of Stephany Flores doesn't feel well in jail. Aww, poor him..
According to an inside source, Joran van der Sloot is appealing his sentence and hoping to be a free man on parole in five years.
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Finally. Some justice being served.
Just two days after finally admitting
to one of his crime, Joran van der Sloot was sentenced today in Peru to 28 years in prison for the murder of Stephany Flores.
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