We really didn't see this one coming!
Sarah Jessica Parker is the new face (and butt!) of Jordache Jeans.
If you're old enough, you might actually remember when Jordache was really popular — but we hadn't heard much about it in years.
It's like the early '80s all over again!
In fact, here's an old ad that says more about the brand than we ever could, LOLz!
Regardless, SJP herself looks gorgeous with her flowing hair and tight booty in these shots.
Check out two more in the gallery (above)!
[Image via Jordache]