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Jose Canseco Claims His Surgically Repaired Finger Fell Off During A Poker Tournament!

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Gross!!!

Jose Canseco recently had an unfortunate incident happen to him while he was playing in a poker tournament. His surgically attached finger, which he shot off, totally fell off!!!

And Jose was not going to NOT talk about the whole thing on social media!

Here's the uncomfortable details that he shared on Twitter, writing

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Jose Canseco Actually Shot His Own Finger Off While Cleaning A Gun, For Real

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This is crazy!

Jose Canseco, 50, is a former major league baseball player, so it's not like this latest injury will be affecting his baseball career.

However it still doesn't sound like a lot of fun!

[ Related: Jose Canseco Got Pulled Over With Diaper-Wearing Goats In The Back, SERIOUSLY ]

Jose's fiancée Leila Knight revealed that Jose accidentally shot off the middle finger off of his left hand in Las Vegas while cleaning his handgun at his home.

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Jose Canseco Got Pulled Over With Diaper-Wearing Goats In The Back, SERIOUSLY

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Jose Canseco is a legend for a whole slew of reasons, mainly baseball-related.

He's now going down in the annuls of history for a very different reason: he was pulled over by cops while transporting goats, goats that were wearing diapers.

And then he tweeted a picture of it (above).

And we don't know what to do with our lives anymore.

We understand it was necessary so the goats wouldn't pinch goat-loaves all over the car, but why is he using a car to transport them?? It can't be safe for either Jose OR his goats!

He tweeted this along with the photo:

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Jose Canseco’s Rape Charges Have Been DROPPED! Now He’s Looking To Makes Some Ca$$$H!

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This is like something right out of Hollywood.

Jose Canseco has been in the midst of battling rape charges, and on Friday he got vindication when they were dropped.

The Las Vegas detectives closed the case, leaving the former slugger as free as a bird.

Then things got a little weird.

Canseco has been making use of his Twitter throughout this saga, and he did it again, tweeting:

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Jose Canseco PASSES Rape Polygraph!

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According to Jose Canseco, he has passed a polygraph test in Texas — with flying colors! He's trying to use it to prove that he's innocent of the rape charges lobbied against him in Las Vegas.

The only problem is, as of right now we're having to take his word for it. We haven't seen an official police report or anything… and we all know that polygraphs aren't 100% accurate. They CAN be beaten! Here's what he tweeted:

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Jose Canseco Can't Stop Tweeting About Rape Charges!

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Jose Canseco is in a bit of trouble right now, but if we're to believe his hard-to-read tweets, he's pretty sure he'll be exonerated from the rape accusations and sexual assault charges brought on him by a woman in Las Vegas.

While we're not 100% convinced, we'd like to assume that Jose wouldn't be dumb enough to tweet all of this stuff at his accuser during an OPEN INVESTIGATION if he wasn't telling the truth.

Here are some of the more recent things he's been saying on the social media network:

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Jose Canseco Accused Of RAPE!

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Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!

Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!

Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??

The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:

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