What on EFFING earth?
A woman was reportedly caught attempting to sneak her common-law husband out of a Mexican prison in a SUITCASE!
According to authorities in Quintana Roo, Maria del Mar Arjona was attempted to wheel out inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina, who is serving a 20 year sentence for possession of illegal weapons, in a black suitcase following the pair's conjugal visit.
When she seemed nervous, prison guards opened the bag and discovered him curled up inside the fetal position!
Maybe she thought it was such a stoopid, ridiculous plan that no one would actually suspect her of trying to pull it off?!
But hey - at least now she won't have to visit him behind bars - she'll be joining him!
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