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Balding Jude Law and Sluttyienna Miller think it's a good idea to get married this summer.

Even though the two home wreckers have had several gross affairs, a source is saying that they are "putting the past behind them" and have decided to go ahead and plan not one, but TWO weddings this summer, one in Gloucestershire, England and the other in New York.

Oh, what a FANTASTIC idea!

The source says:

"They don't want to jinx things by talking about it, but they have told their nearest and dearest that they would like to get married in the summer. They have put the past behind them and want to move on. Sienna is also saying that she has some other really exciting news, but she is not saying anything to anyone at the moment."

Should they just sign the divorce papers already?

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Tags: affairs, divorce, england, gross, homewreckers, jude laws receding hairline, married, new york, sluttyienna, wedding

Oh, this is a FABULOUS idea!!

Jude Law and Sluttyienna Miller - who have stoopidly gotten engaged for a second time - seem to think they can both stop being cheating cesspools of disease for two minutes and are on the hunt to purchase an actual home to wreck together!

And because Jude and his hairline are such compassionate clASS acts, they're looking in the same neighborhood as his ex-wife, Sadie Frost!

You know, the woman he originally left to be with Slutty!!

We're sure she REALLY appreciates that, you douchebag!

Who wants to start taking bets on which one of these twats is going to cheat on the other first? Any takers??

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Tags: douchebags, engaged, homewrecker, jude laws receding hairline, real estate, sadie frost, sluttyienna, stupid slut, true love

What barf-inducing wonderful news!

Jude Law and his whore, Sluttyienna Miller, have apparently gotten engaged for a second time!

As we all know, the home wreckers enjoyed the first edition of their beautiful romance and were set to be married way back in 2005, until Jude couldn't keep it in his pants anymore and boned the nanny of his children!

As true love cannot be separated for long, however, the gruesome twosome reconciled at Christmas, and Slutty has been spotted ALREADY wearing her old engagement ring.

But because she's such a clever little sneak, she's trying to throw off the press's scent by wearing it on the wrong hand!

A source says:

"They do not want to make the engagement official which is why Sienna is wearing the ring on the wrong hand. They are keeping it secret, but are very happy and really hope it's going to work out. Jude has been to visit Sienna's parents and her sister Savannah and has worked hard to redeem himself."

Hurrah!

May their collective STDs love continue to flourish!

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Tags: affairs, engaged, gross, jude laws receding hairline, second round, shameless homewrecker, sluttyienna