Charlie Sheen's Goddess Claims She Didn't Try To Commit Suicide

She was just super-duper high on drugs life and wasn't thinking straight. Funny how that happens, huh?
Kacey Jordan, one of Charlie Sheen's many porn star cohorts, was at the hub of some extremely disconcerting news this week as she reportedly tried to take her own life. Kacey does concede that when police found her she was in a rough spot (aka surrounded by broke glass with self-inflicted cuts on her arms), but despite what her Twitter might have indicated, she wasn't trying to commit suicide. She told sources:
"I was not trying to kill myself. I was held at Northwestern University's psych ward for 48 hours, and was evaluated by many mental health experts who all agreed that I was pretty with it. And not psychotic. But they did tell me they felt I made bad decisions under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Duh!"
Duh, indeed!
You may not have been suicidal at the time, dear, but we think it speaks volumes that you were in a hotel room, ALONE, getting smashed out of your mind on everything you could get your hands on…ALONE.
Are you catching onto what we're trying to say here???
We hope she takes this incident and its consequences very seriously and perhaps starts to reevaluate the decisions she's making and the company she's keeping.
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