Kate Upton. Frolicking. In a tiny bikini.
Need we say more???
Obviously that's pretty much all you need to know about this post.
You're probably not even reading anymore and have already clicked on this just released behind-the-scenes Sports Illustrated video (below) to watch five minutes of the buxom superbabe jumping around in different string bikini tops that barely cover anything.
We could probably even write something totally controversial right here and nobody would notice.
THE WORLD IS FLAT!!!