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Does Jamie Dornan Deserve An Oscar For His Sextastic 50 Shades Of Grey Performance?! Find Out The Salacious Reason Why The Film's Screenwriter Would Vote Yes HERE!

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If bored housewives have anything to say about it, we think Jamie Dornan has a fair shot at winning an Oscar for his portrayal of BSDM master, Christian Grey!

Kelly Marcel, the screenwriter who adapted 50 Shades of Grey to the big screen, joked in an interview with Reza Asian that Jamie's sex scenes are totally Oscar worthy!

Wow, that's QUITE the statement.

Kelly dished:

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Tom Hardy Takes Friend Kelly Marcel To The BAFTAs! They Look Like More Than Friends To Us!

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Tom Hardy. SWOON!!!

The actor attended the BAFTA Awards in London tonight with friend and 50 Shades of Grey screenwriter Kelly Marcel (fun fact: she also wrote Saving Mr. Banks).

Kelly looked lovely in a slinky mint green dress. Very romantic!

And instead of opting for a tux, Tom looked mysteriously hot in a black suit and trench coat, and put a red poppy pin on his tie in support of British troops.

Aww! How can anyone not love this guy???

[Image via AP Images.]

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50 Shades Screenwriter: Bret Easton Ellis Is Pissed!

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Oh deary dear!

Not so surprisingly, iconic American writer Bret Easton Ellis, the man who has been promoting himself via Twitter as the perfect candidate to adapt Fifty Shades of Grey into a screenplay, AND who has been very vocal about the film's potential cast, is NOT super psyched that Terra Nova executive producer Kelly Marcel got the job.

In fact, he's SO offended by the decision, Mr. Ellis tweeted his frustration, blasting:

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50 Shades Of Grey Porno Flick One Step Closer To Reality! E.L. James Picked A Screenwriter!

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E.L. James can sleep soundly tonight!! Or as soundly as one could ever sleep atop bricks of gold bars, LOLz!!

50 Shades of Grey found a screenwriter!! Her name is Kelly Marcel!

Is Kelly the mastermind behind 9 1/2 Weeks?? Does she have experience writing Penthouse Letters?

Nope!

She wrote the upcoming nuanced Disney flick Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, and Emma Thompson!

Whoa! Talk about putting lipstick on a pit bull!

That's like bringing French artist Edgar Degas to a dive bar and commissioning him to draw eXXXotic stick figures on the door of the bathroom stall!

Don't class up our favorite piece of smut-fiction too much, Mizz Marcel!! The people would storm the gates of your castle if you didn't give them copious amounts of ball-gags and anal beads!

Universal Pictures, E.L., and producer Mike De Luca picked her for a reason, though, and they aren't worried. Mike praised her in a recent statement:

“Kelly’s work demonstrates her flawless structural technique and passionate commitment to emotion, humor and depth of character.”

Speaking of taking Ana Steele deep, can we has cheezburger Matt Bomer as Christian Grey now??!!

[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]

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