All of the bullshit this woman spits out is coming back to haunt her batshit ass!
New details are emerging about Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub, and her effed up, cocaine-fueled past, and it ain't pretty!
The former Real Housewives of New Jersey castmember is currently in nasty legal battle with her former husband, Kevin Maher, who notoriously wrote the book that started all of the shiz on the series, Cop Without a Badge!
Staub has also claimed that Maher raped her on a bed of glass, put a gun inside of her cooter, forced her to play Russian Roulette, and murdered her dog. Maher maintains that none of this is true, and is suing her for defamation.
According to his recent testimony, this is how everything ACTUALLY went down:
"Throughout our entire relationship from the very first day I met Danielle Staub till the end, there was cocaine involved just about every day of our lives. We came into the hotel, and I believe it was the Mayfair Hotel, and there was a cocaine party going on with a bunch of drug dealers. I believe I had sex with her in the bathroom. Danielle Staub, is in my opinion, a nymphomaniac. She wanted sex everywhere, any way she could get it…it was every single day, morning, noon, and night… It was all day, all night. So it was more than - I'll say it was more than - more than four times a day."
"The woman is a violent, aggressive woman. And she's 5 foot 7 tall. And when that woman came at you, I defended myself. I cannot recall a time where I hit her that I was not defending myself. I know we would get physical. I know I would take her down to the floor and try to hold her down, and she was kicking, scratching, biting. She took a knife and cut me…I've never punched her with a closed fist. I open-hand slapped her. I did pretty much- I think my biggest routine with her was I pushed her. I would grab her face and push her away from me. But I never was the aggressor in any altercations that I ever had with that woman."
Obviously, there's NO excuse for hitting a woman in any capacity, and frankly - he sounds like just as big a piece of work as she is, but we think what he did compared to what she SAYS he did is very telling of how easily that nightmarish woman can twist a situation to make herself appear like a victim!
Poor, bullied but resilient Danielle! Boo effing hoo!
We're sure Danielle will tell her tragic, imaginary version of these events next season - oh wait. No, she won't.
Too bad, so sad!
Bwa ha ha ha!
Love and light, gurl!
Tags: abusive relationship, cocaine, cop without a badge, crazy people, danielle staub, ex-husband, fired, fucked up, kevin maher, lawsuit, legal matters, prostitution whore, real housewives of new jersey, reality television