This is the strangest lawsuit we've ever heard of…ever. Hands down.
A woman, Andrea Pellegrini, who is suing Insane Clown Posse for sexual harassment is asking Kid Rock to produce an object of sizable importance to her case!
Her attorneys just subpoenaed Kid Rock to fork over a glass dildo. Well, maybe not that type of forking.
According to Andrea's law firm representing her, one of the defendants “Dirty” Dan Diamond had a deposition where he sated that Andrea refused to accept his glass dildo gift, so he gave the phallic object to Kid Rock.
Now, Kid Rock has 14 days to respond to the subpoena, and produce the glass dildo in question. Hopefully, he will have washed it too. Like a lot.
Dan also admitted under oath that he had "a fat (penis)" and that he would "f*ck the sh*t out of" Andrea.
This makes Justin Bieber's deposition seem like boring legalese in comparison.
He also stated that the dildo is a work of art. Right, because when we think of the Louvre, we think glass dildos.
Andrea filed the lawsuit in August, and used to work for ICP's record label until she was fire in 2012.
We'll keep you posted if and when Kid Rock submits the dildo in question.
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