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loading...Voters Strike Devastating Blow Job To El Lay Porn Industry!
Ruh-roh! El Lay might need to change it's nickname!!
As Barack Obama won four more years, marriage equality found major breakthroughs, and pot smokers rejoiced by binging on Cheetos, Los Angeles Country residents voted in new law specific to the porn industry!
Measure B requires porn companies to purchase more expensive safety permits and forces condom use in sex scenes. It passed, with 55.9% of voters supporting it.
YAY! Safe sex is good, right? …Right???
Of course safe sex is good!
The problem with this measure, argues the porn industry and the L.A. Times, is that porno films are already safe!
Strict screening measures exist to ensure that no participants are infected with STDs!!
All this measure does, they say, is add (unnecessary) condoms!
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