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Kirsten Dunst took the stand today against her purse snatcher and alleged drug dealer.

For almost three years, Kiki has been trying to get James Jimenez behind bars for stealing her stuff while on the set of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. James has come up with a lot of stories to prove his innocence, his latest being that he was invited to the set as Kiki's drug provider. He claims that he sold Kiki and her pals marijuana.

But today, Kiki testified in the retrial and claimed that she didn't smoke pot. She did, however, continue to throw her personal assistant under a bus by telling the courts that she smoked pot.

The defense then launched a line of questioning on Dunst's stand on the legalization of marijuana, but the judge ruled it irrelevant. After that, Kiki insisted that she had no idea who Jimenez was prior to the burglary and that neither she nor her assistants invited them to set.

Sounds like a lot of he said, she said. But what we really want to hear is what the judge has to say! This thing has been going on long enough! Put it to bed already!

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Tags: burglary, defense, james jimenez, kiki drunkst, marijuana, personal assistant

Supposedly Kirsten Dunst has recently rekindled the romance with Dustin Hoffman's actor son Jake!

The two of them dated briefly in 1998, but ended up drifting apart. A source says:

"Kristen's career soared, but privately she was self-destructing. She dated a string of bad boys and her life spiraled out of control. Jake hardly drinks at all. Kirsten does best when she's with a strong, solid and level-headed guy, like Jake."

Yeah, but does he want a hot mess someone like KiKi Drunkst?!

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Tags: dustin hoffman, hot mess, jake hoffman, kiki drunkst, relationships

This is an interesting turn of events.

The case against the man who allegedly stole stuff from Kirsten Dunst is still going on and it's been three years!

This morning, James Jimenez's lawyer, announced that his client had permission to be on the set of the film shoot because he was the actor's drug dealer!

James' lawyer insists that Drunky and co-star Simon Pegg invited James to their greenroom to supply them with some goodies, though what kind and how much of it, he would not say

Soo, your client is a thief and a drug dealer? Exactly what did you accomplish here?!

Oh, that's right! You are also playing the "I'm uneducated" card too!

So then, it was a combination of stupidity and drugs that kept you from knowing you were robbing the place? That is your defense?!

Welcome to America!

Oh, and stay tuned for these shenangins to continue next week as Kiki is set to testify! That should be good!

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Tags: burglary, court, drug dealer, james jimenez, kiki drunkst, simon pegg

Left: KiKi Drunkst at the Cannes Film Festival Right: Margot Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums

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Tags: cannes film festival, goop, kiki drunkst, margot tenenbaum, separated at birth, the royal tenenbaums

Kirsten Dunst will have to testify again in the case of the accused burglar who stole her $2000 handbag and other property from a Soho Grand hotel suite back in 2007.

She testified last fall, but the jury was deadlocked and the case was sent for a retrial.

James Jimenez, the 35-year-old high school dropout, was convicted of trespassing and felony burglary charges and claimed that he was too stupid to commit a crime. He then later claimed his friend duped him into doing it.

Why was there a hung jury in the first place?? It sounds like this guy is totally guilty!

Get 'em, Kiki!

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Tags: burglar, hung jury, james jimenez, kiki drunkst, retrial, witness

Do they want this mess to suck as much as their actresses fail??

We were disgusted to hear earlier that our favorite little ray of sunshine, Kristen Stewart, had signed on to Walter Salles' film adaptation of Jack Kerouac's acclaimed novel-turned-ode to hipsters, On the Road!

Well, if that news isn't BARF-inducing enough, we've just heard that another one of our special little favorites has also just joined the cast - none other than KiKi Drunkst!

UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??

All they need is The Mush and it can be the perfect trifecta of HACK!

Bwa ha ha!

What do U think?? Are U going to be super elitist and aloof and go see these disasters in On the Road??

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Tags: adaptation, fail, film, hack, hipster fucks, jack kerouac, kiki drunkst, kstew, mush mush, on the road, ugh, walter salles