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King Spencer To Plague The Literary World With Tell-All Book About, What Else, Franken-Heidi!

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You thought we were rid of him…you were sooo wrong!

Make room next to your copy of How to be Famous:Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture because Spencer Pratt is writing a book, this time riding solo.

Spencer has announced that his tell-all memoir will focus on his years on The Hills and, SURPRISE, his relationship with Heidi Montag. He explains:

"My last book, How to be Famous, didn't make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section.
This one is going to be totally different. I'm not holding anything back."

Oh lord, he's been holding back. We're afraid!

Could you not, Spencer? Seriously, we don't think we can handle a condensed version of your crazy!

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Franken-Heidi Threatening To Sue Spencer Over Tell-All Book!

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Anyone else think it's a little convenient that Heidi Montag is taking such quick action against Spencer Pratt and his new literary venture?

Yeah, us too. Say it with us now: STAGED!!!

Shortly after King Spencer announced he was writing a new book detailing the intimate and pathetic passionate moments he shared with his Hills co-star and soon to be ex-wife, Heidi announced she was taking legal action against him to stop the book from being published!

Franken Heidi would only tell sources that, "This is exactly why I left him … Right now I'm looking into my legal options."

LAME!!!!

You know what, we don't even think you two are even broken up! We venture to say that this is all some ridiculous, HIGHlarious and terribly pitiful attempt for more media attention. This whole breakup and feud is as fake as the tits on Heidi's chest.

We're not buying it!!! What else you got???

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Spencer's Desperate Pleas To Get Back On MTV!!

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Has it really come to this?

Honestly, we're not surprised one bit.

Totally insane and unstable Spencer Pratt has gone absolutely ballistic on his Twitter, and has even resorted to BEGGING MTV producers to put him back on TV. He even goes after the cast of Jersey Shore and reveals that his marriage to Heidi was fake.

King Spencer Tweets:

I just want to be a reality superstar @mtv once these Shores boys are done I am on the bench coach ready to make ratings PLAYBOY SPENCE BACK

I miss the sound stage. @mtv I need my script back. Don't know how to live without producers guiding my storyline. I am lost without @mtv !

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE

@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?

@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn't have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker

Starting a new life on earth today. I think I will start by building my spacecraft to go live on MARS. Heard they are casting for realityTV

And just for shitz and giggles, this is our personal favorite:

I am in space right now.

LOLz!

While part of us wants you to go away forever, Spence, there's another part that's just dying to see your pathetic demise filmed for TV.

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