Kirk Cameron's Intolerance Of Same-Sex Marriage Now Takes A Back Seat To His Intolerance Of Other "Sins"! Uh, Yay?
Ugh! Talk about your growing pains!!!
Child actor and adult bigot Kirk Cameron has an interesting new take on same sex marriage!
He's still against it, apparently, but not preoccupied with it. He's less interested in fighting against it tooth-and-nail because he believes there are bigger fish to fry!
Bigger fish, in this case, is a metaphor for "adulterers" and "fornicators." While Kirk of course doesn't plan to literally fry them, we guess he thinks a pitchfork-wielding demon will take care of that once they're sent to the lake of fire for their sins.
Uh, cool story, bro!
Kirk held a seminar about marriage in Alabama last month and his words were surprising. He revealed: