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LOLz!!!

Even though deep down we were truly hoping for the rumors to be true, this is probably for the best!

Bravo's Andy Cohen is denying reports that Heidi Montag will be joining The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

In fact, he used much more colorful words to express how he feels. He told viewers on Thursday night's show of Watch What Happens Live:

"Professionally, I'm not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here…That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab … knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.

But good news, Heidi, you're on my show tonight because you're the Jackhole of the Week."

OUCH!! Way harsh, Andy!

But also, completely HIGHlarious!

We guess that means they'll have to find another botoxed blonde with huge boobs! We're sure that won't be too hard to find in Beverly Hills.

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Tags: andy cohen, knives, real housewives of beverly hills, watch what happens live

This is some pretty scary stuff!

More details are coming out about the intruder at Paris Hilton's home earlier this week.

According to sources, Paris' boyfriend, Vegas nightclub mogul Cy Waits, stopped the intruder by pulling a gun on Nathan Parada when he saw him through a window, carrying two knives - a large kitchen knife and a buck hunting knife.

Cy reportedly went outside and drew his weapon and ordered Parada to drop his weapons and lay on his stomach until police arrived.

Police later said that Parada found Paris' address by purchasing a Star Map on Hollywood Blvd. just hours before attempting to break in.

The psycho was charged with a felony burglary and is currently being held in custody on a 5150 psychiatric hold.

Later, Paris told friends, "Thank God Cy was there, he saved my life."

We can't imagine what we would do in a situation like that! Thank goodness everybody is safe!

That guy needs to be locked up for a very long time!!!

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Tags: 5150, burglary, cy waits, felony, gun, intruder, knives, scary

A lawsuit was filed this week by a former assistant prop master on the show House M.D., claiming that the life behind the scenes was anything but ordinary (or safe!)

The bitter employee, Carl Jones, claims he was fired from the show back in March because he wasn't down with the "degenerate conduct" of his superiors.

What kind of stuff are we talking about here?

Well, apparently Carl's bosses enjoyed going to strip clubs, getting completely trashed, getting freaky in their trailers and snorting cocaine. You know, the typical Hollywood scene.

On top of that, Carl insists that his bosses would often refer to him and some of his fellow employees as "fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots."

Again, not very nice. We certainly don't condone that kind of behavior - but it sure as hell gets worse!

Carl says that one his supervisors brought a gun to the set "several times" and that he often watched his bosses get drunk and engage in "throwing a knife at a target on set."

Whoa! Dangerous! And really stoopid!

Because he wasn't down with getting wasted and throwing sharp objects, Carl claims he was "blackballed" from future work on the show. He's suing for more than $1,000,000 in damages, claiming to have suffered physical injury from his time on the show as well as developing depression since leaving.

Our question is - is Hugh Laurie in on all this???

Tags: hollywood, homophobia, house md, knives, lawsuit, physical violence, strip club

Of COURSE she's a knife collector!

Taylor Momsen revealed that she often carries knives with her, especially her switchblade which she finds "relaxing" to flick! She says:

"I have a knife collection. My favorite's my switchblade. I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds.

"I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: "Holy shit! I have my favorite black knife with me all the time. It's a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it."

Yikes!

Sounds like she really wants to cut a bitch! Oh, Little J — such a HOT mess!

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Tags: collection, hot mess, knives, little j, los angeles, new york

The Real Heidi Doll graced the airwaves with her presence Monday as a guest on On Air With Ryan Seacrest and, as is expected, unloaded all sorts of crazy on the American Idol host!

Girlfriend talked about her plastic surgery, Spencer's suspension from shooting The Hills, her shiteous album's disappointing sales, and to the relief of millions of Americans, her plans to move out of the country!

She said:

"I think we're gonna move to Costa Rica, or somewhere in Latin America. I'm not exactly sure where…it's a new change, it's a new life, I think that we've had so much going on and so much craziness, that we just need to transition, and who knows, maybe we'll come back after a month or something, but I think for a while we're gonna go there…and figure it out, it's going to be a whole new adjustment."

And another delightful gem:

"I actually have been training with guns and knives for years, no really, I go to the firing range and work with a guy who started the original Delta Force, and have been training with my M4, my GLOK 19 for years."

Ha!

We absolutely CANNOT get enough of this delusional My-Size Barbie's crazy!!

WE LOVE IT!

Click here to listen to the unfiltered interview with Frankentittays!

Thoughts??

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Tags: actress, american idol, costa rica, crazy people, delta force, frankentittays, glok 19, gun training, interview, knives, latin america, m4, move, on air with ryan seacrest, plastic surgery, radio, the hills