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Justin Bieber's Manager Scooter Braun Signs Gangnam Style Rapper!

Korean rap star Psy got quite the Labor Day surprise on Monday!

The rapper, known in America for his HIGHlarious Gangnam Style vid, has officially been signed to Scooter Braun’s label, Schoolboy Records!

Scooter manages the likes of Justin Bieber and The Wanted, and previously signed Carly Rae Jepsen to his label, as well!

Check out the video (above) of Scooter and Psy toasting with some soju!

Up next for Psy? Well, after garnering nearly 100 million views on YouTube, the rapper is set to hit up the VMAs on Thursday!

Sounds like the K-Pop star is off to a good start in the States!

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Woman Becomes Pregnant 'In The Mouth' After She Eats Baby Squid

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WARNING:

The following story may turn one off from eating seafood again. Or at least calamari.

A 63-year-old woman from South Korea took her first bite of a cooked whole squid and instantly "felt extreme pain in her oral cavity." She spat out the food immediately, and complained she felt a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" inside her mouth. She was taken to the hospital.

You might be thinking it was food poisoning, right?

Here's what the hospital reported:

"Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa. On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores."

A spermatophore is a CUP OF SEMEN!!!

And there were TWELVE spermatophores inside her mouth!

Which means she had TWELVE CUPS OF BABY SQUID SEMEN inside her mouth.

The good news is that there is no chance of mouth impregnation from baby squid in the west because all of the internal organs are removed, but if you're ever in the Far East we recommend you play it safe and avoid the baby squid.

Thankfully, the woman from South Korea is A-OK. Although she's probably pretty grossed out as we most definitely are.

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Learn To Speak English With This INCREDIBLE Tutorial From A Korean Teacher And Cock Coke!

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You know, there are just so many wonderful things we can think to say when trying to find the best way to describe how truly incredible this video is, but ultimately, we think that this is one of those where it's just better experienced with little to no explanation beforehand.

Dear lord, now please check out the best - and most accurate - way to learn to speak English from a very gifted Korean teacher (above)!

AMAZING! In every sense of the word!

The lesson here, folks?

You should ALWAYS say thank you after someone asks you very politely for some cock coke!

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2NE1 Does Madonna's Like A Virgin!

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Korean pop girl group 2NE1 has released a super catchy version of Madonna's Like A Virgin!

The intro is a taaaad too long, but once the song kicks in, it's time to dance!

Ch-ch-check out their version (above)!

Can't go wrong with a Madge Classic!

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The 2018 Winter Olympics Will Be Held In…

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Pyeongchang!

The South Korean city's bid beat out Munich, Germany, and Annecy, France on Wednesday to host the 2018 Olympic Winter Games after just missing bids for 2010 and 2014 in the past.

South Korea has never hosted a Winter Olympics, but hosted the Summer Games in 1988.

Congrats on finally being chosen and we'll see you in 2018!

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Does Finger Length Determine Penis Size?

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By golly! They've done it!

Scientists in Korea may have FINALLY found a physical indicator that shows how big a man's weiner is…just by looking at his fingers! Ha!

After studying 144 anesthetized men over the age of 20, researchers believe the ratio of the length of a man's index finger to that of his ring finger on his right hand will determine whether he has a larger or smaller penis.

Results of the study, which measured the difference in length between the fingers — then measured the "stretched" penis size of the men — have shown that the smaller the index finger is to the ring finger, the bigger the bipper!

Whether or not this study is actually physically accurate, these Korean researchers can at least say, "MADE YOU LOOK", to every male in the world! LOLz!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Jon Gosselin Misspells Girlfriend's Name On Tattoo

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He's such a fuck up!

While trying to prove his love for his girlfriend Ellen Ross, Jon Gosselin spelled her name wrong!

According to Hyung-eun Min of the Korean Culture Service, the tattoo of Ellen’s name is the Korean spelling of the male name Aaron or Aron.

Oops!

[Image via Radar Online.]

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