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Journalist Chronicles Lindsay Lohan's Diva, Delusional Behavior During Miami Photoshoot!

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We doubt anyone will be particularly shocked by this.

A few months ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed exposing some serious tittay during a photoshoot for Plum Miami Magazine, and the issue in which the photos are featured has finally hit the newstand, and boy, is it a doozy!

Jacquelynn Powers was apparently supposed to get an interview with the hard-pAArtying actress, but when La Lohan flaked (shocker), the journalist instead chose to HIGHlight all of her delusional, diva antics instead!

This includes the following:

"As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car's window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I'm Lindsay Lohan.' And it was done."

Lindsay reportedly drank wine while she discussed her sobriety, and was "constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister…or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels."

She said she "took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan."

"Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave…It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours—not pretty."

Tisk, tisk, gurl!

We're not even going to waste our time getting upset about her petulent, childlike behavior, because we doubt it will ever change and it's honestly just not worth the headache, but once again, let us remind you, gurl - you can talk about how you've changed and try to bullshiz the world as much as you'd like…but actions ALWAYS speak louder than words!

Have fun trying to book another photoshoot with them!

[Image via WENN.]

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Lindsay Lohan Planning A 'Low-Key' Birthday

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When it comes to Lindsay Lohan and her crazy effing life, there are two things we always know to be certain: that the hard-pAArtying actress will somehow screw herself over and get into legal trouble faster than you can say Just My Luck, and that one of her parents will most certainly be blabbing to the press as fast as they can find a camera and a microphone in which to speak into!

And yesterday, in light of her being released from her 35-day house arrest sentence, that parent is Dina!

The mom of the millennium has revealed that her completely rehabilitated daughter is

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Run For Cover! Lindsay Lohan Is FREE!

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Back into the wild she goes!

After 35 days torturous confinement to her swank Venice Beach Pad, Lindsay Lohan is expected be released from her house arrest sentence today, and will be free to terrorize the streets of El Lay once again!

Sometime today, the ankle bracelet will be removed and the hard-pAArtying actress will sign her house arrest completion form, but aside from 480 hours of community service, a required enrollment in a "shoplifters alternative class," and psychological counseling, she's on her own!

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Lindsay Installs A Rooftop Fence So She Can Booze In Peace!

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Well, this will certainly solve EVERYTHING, won't it??

Now that Lindsay Lohan has used literally every excuse in the book to justify her hard-pAArtying, delusional behavior, and STILL somehow evaded serious legal trouble, she's apparently attempting a new technique to keep prying eyes from bothering her while she boozes - by building a bamboo fence on the rooftop of her Venice beach home!

Check out a snap of the clASSy new addition (above)!

Good! She deserves to be able to drink in PEACE, you guys!

So sad. Such a lost cause.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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Wilmer Valderrama Comes To Lindsay's Defense!

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A second chance, maybe!

But sorry to break it to you, boy, but gurlfriend is on about her 845th chance - at least!

Lindsay Lohan's former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, has appeared out of obscurity to defend the hard-pAArtying actress' latest shenanigans, and thinks that she deserves a break - because apparently, being able to do whatever you want in the confines of your posh Venice Beach pad just isn't enough of one!

He says:

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