Home Videos Photos

All tag results for la lohan

Run For Cover! Lindsay Lohan Is FREE!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

lindsay-lohan-house-arrest-is-complete

Back into the wild she goes!

After 35 days torturous confinement to her swank Venice Beach Pad, Lindsay Lohan is expected be released from her house arrest sentence today, and will be free to terrorize the streets of El Lay once again!

Sometime today, the ankle bracelet will be removed and the hard-pAArtying actress will sign her house arrest completion form, but aside from 480 hours of community service, a required enrollment in a "shoplifters alternative class," and psychological counseling, she's on her own!

A

Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 21 comments / Email this  »

Lindsay Installs A Rooftop Fence So She Can Booze In Peace!

lindsay-installs-a-rooftop-fence-so-she-can-booze-in-peace

Well, this will certainly solve EVERYTHING, won't it??

Now that Lindsay Lohan has used literally every excuse in the book to justify her hard-pAArtying, delusional behavior, and STILL somehow evaded serious legal trouble, she's apparently attempting a new technique to keep prying eyes from bothering her while she boozes - by building a bamboo fence on the rooftop of her Venice beach home!

Check out a snap of the clASSy new addition (above)!

Good! She deserves to be able to drink in PEACE, you guys!

So sad. Such a lost cause.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: , , , , , ,

Permalink / 41 comments / Email this  »

Wilmer Valderrama Comes To Lindsay's Defense!

wilmer-valderrama-comes-to-lindsay-lohans-defense

A second chance, maybe!

But sorry to break it to you, boy, but gurlfriend is on about her 845th chance - at least!

Lindsay Lohan's former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, has appeared out of obscurity to defend the hard-pAArtying actress' latest shenanigans, and thinks that she deserves a break - because apparently, being able to do whatever you want in the confines of your posh Venice Beach pad just isn't enough of one!

He says:

Tags: , , , , , ,

Permalink / 19 comments / Email this  »

So THIS Is Why Lindsay Lohan Canned Her Today Show Interview!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal MattersBusted!Sad Sad

lindsay-lohan-canceled-the-today-show-interview-because-of-flunked-urine-test

And suddenly it all makes sense!

As we've reported, Lindsay Lohan proved once and for all yesterday that she is literally incapable of keeping her life together by FAILING a urine test during her house arrest, and that is most likely the cause of why she suddenly canceled her interviews with Matt Lauer for The Today Show and Deadline so abruptly!

The hard-pAArtying actress' publicist, Steve Honig, was quoted making up this excuse:

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 11 comments / Email this  »

Stuck Again! Mastered Snippet Of La Lohan Track Hits The Web!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanMusic Minute

mastered-version-of-lindsay-lohan-track-stuck-leaks

This is pretty out of the blue, but okay!

Over a year ago, we posted a demo of a new Lindsay Lohan song titled Stuck, which we were really feeling at the time!

Now, a fully-mastered, high-quality snippet of the track has leaked on-line, and it's just as catchy!

Check out the clip (below)!

There were certainly parallels then between the song and La Lohan's life, and now that she's under house arrest for her "sticky fingers" as she quotes in the song, there are even MORE! LOLz!

C'mon, gurl! Let's hear the full, mastered version of this!

What do U think?? Do U like Stuck??

Tags: , , , , , ,

Permalink / 32 comments / Email this  »

La Lohan Is Allowed Visitors During House Arrest, NOT Undergoing Blood Or Alcohol Testing!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

lindsay-lohan-allowed-visitors-during-house-arrest-sentence

Good lord, is she one lucky bitch.

As we've reported, Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to Lynwood Correctional Facility this morning at 5am, where she was fitted with an electronic ankle monitor bracelet and ordered to begin her 35-day sentence under house arrest in Venice - and according to a law enforcement source, even though she's technically an inmate of the El Lay Sheriff's Department, she's allowed to have as many visitors during that time as she wants!

As spokesperson Steve Whitmore explained:

“Miss Lohan came over for a booking this morning around 5am where it was determined that she was eligible for her ankle monitor. The Los Angeles County Probation Department recommended that she was eligible for her to do 35 days of home detention also. She will be paying for this out of her own pocket. Miss Lohan arrived in a black SUV this morning with her attorney and she was co-operative and professional. She left after about an hour and she currently has her ankle monitor.”

Under the terms of her house arrest, she is not allowed to leave the property. Her ankle bracelet is connected to her phone, which is being monitored as well by the Sheriff's Department.

However, she is NOT currently undergoing any blood or alcohol testing.

Let's hope she uses this time to really think about her mistakes, and doesn't just take advantage of the lucky break to go on a 35 day bender!

Fingers crossed she can keep her shiz together!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 11 comments / Email this  »

La Lohan Reaches Out To Brit Brit!

lindsay-lohan-reaches-out-to-britney-spears

She could stand to learn a thing or two for her!

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan have revealed that the repenting hard-pAArtying starlet recently reached out to her old drinking buddy friend - and formerly troubled pop star - Britney Spears, looking for advice on how to get her career back on track!

The insider explains:

"She called Britney to say she loves her new album Femme Fatale and offered to appear on stage with her when she tours the US this summer."

Ha! Seriously?

Because Brit Brit really needs HER to secure an audience!

Nice try, gurl, but we imagine the pop star's team will be avoiding you and your shenanigans like the world avoided enduring your last few flops flicks!

[Images via Getty Images.]

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 36 comments / Email this  »