All tag results for 'lame'

This is the dumbest thing we've seen in a while: a man walked into a Starbucks, bribed the baristas with donuts, and then asked them to make him the world's most expensive Starbucks drink.

Tags: award, drink, lame, most expensive, starbucks

Well, this doesn't make sense… unless Lil' Wayne was being belligerent!

Apparently he got kicked out of a Miami Heat game for cheering for the Lakers (they were playing, too) — and we assume it's not against the rules to cheer for a visiting team and stuff, so something doesn't add up!

Though, according to his Tweet, it was the biggest injustice in history:

Tags: basketball, bonkers, game, heat, kicked out, lakers, lame, lil wayne, miami, wacky, weezy

Oh Ryan.

Don't you know that nobody wants your 'catchphrase,' so there's no real reason to trademark it?

Can't you see how lame it is??

We're not sure why you think it's a gold mine, because we really don't see anyone buying sunglasses, workout DVDs, gift cards, mugs, drinking glasses, trading cards, calendars, posters, swimsuits, swim caps, sports hats, and water bottles branded with "Jeah!"

It's a lost war, bro!

You should focus on swimming, for real!

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Tags: body, bottle, bottles, brand, drink, drinking, dvd, jeah, lame, ryan lochte, sport, sports, swimming, swimsuit, water, work, workout

COME. ON.

If you're going to be an Olympic athlete, how about you put in the hard work and become one — don't freakin' dope and take the easy route.

You're gonna get caught.

Two more athletes have withdrawn over anti-doping tests, including a Greek high jumper, and a Hungarian discus thrower.

The Greek world indoor high jump champion Dimitrios Chondrokoukis tested positive for a banned substance, and the 33-year-old Hungarian discus thrower Zoltan Kovago refused to even take a test.

How lame.

At least now they've made room for proper competitors!

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Tags: athlete, athletes, banned, champion, dope, jump, lame, olympic, test, tests

While we REALLY don't condone the killing of animals, this case is probably for the better.

The California dairy cow that was found to have Mad Cow Disease has been euthanized. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is saying that the animal was 10 years and seven months old.

Apparently it was, "humanely euthanized after it developed lameness and became recumbent."

There is still no risk to the food supply, luckily, and this is the first case reported since 2006.

RIP little buddy, we're so sorry you got sick!

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Tags: animals, california, dairy, disease, food, lame, report, risk, sick

If we can't believe the results in informercials… what can we believe??

Our whole universe is shattered: the BowFlex guy says he didn't get his abs using the machine!

Noooooooooo!! Ha!

Apparently, TJ Hoban got his bounce-a-quarter-off-them abs nearly entirely by eating well, not the machine he's selling.

Boo!

For someone that says it's all on the diet, he sure says the opposite in the commercial that's claiming, "no diet plan" can build muscle and burn fat like the Bowflex machine.

Lame!

Either way, he's in fab shape!

Tags: abs, boo, bowflex, burn, commercial, diet, eating, fat, lame, muscle, results, shape, universe

Why is everyone so humorless nowadays?

Seriously, does nobody have a sense of humor?? This product is HARMLESS! It's ICE CREAM!

But alas, stores are pulling the Schweddy Balls flavor from shelves because of possible "vulgarity."

Lamesauce. Check out the news report above.

Do U think it should be pulled? Because let's be honest: nobody likes pulling Schweddy Balls.

(See, it's funny!)

Tags: flavor, funny, ice cream, lame, report, schweddy balls, video