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Engagement Off! Bristol Splits From Levi AGAIN!

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Well that fizzled right as it was getting good again!

It's like a real life, white trash soap opera up there!

Bristol Palin is reportedly devastated by the news that her fiance douchey baby daddy, Levi Johnston, was stoopid enough to impregnate his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, during their time apart, and will only communicate with him via text message!

Ha!

A source claims:

“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure. Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception. The Palins recognize [Bristol’s decision to take Levi back] was the ultimate act of forgiveness, but they themselves are not ready to practice it. They remember the harsh words and the hurtful actions of just a few months ago. In their minds, Levi has spent the last year and a half trying to hurt Bristol and the family."

We wonder if Sexy Sarah will still welcome that dumbass at their table for Thanksgiving dinner!

And when the fuck is Levi's elegant, aspiring model/blogger sister Mercede going to weigh in on the situation on her website? We can't WAIT to hear what she has to say about this mess!

Bwa ha ha!

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Another Baby On The Way For Levi Johnston?!

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Seriously?! AGAIN, you dumbass??

Someone needs to steralize this douche!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston may have impregnated another girl while he and Sexy Sarah's daughter were separated - his former girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia!

However, the paternity of the unborn child is still up in the air, because it could be from another ex-boyfriend!

Bristol is reportedly livid, and according to a source:

"She just found out about Lanesia's pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn't serious - it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She's really jealous. Lanesia's planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She's extremely embarrassed she doesn't know who the father is."

Wow! This gutter troll sounds like just as much a winner as Bristol!

Let's all just take a moment to pray that Levi has not once again spawned, for the sake of that poor unborn child! It's a travesty enough that there already is an infant in the world who will grow up that has to know him as "Daddy."

And for goodness sake, will SOMEONE ship some effing condoms up to Alaska?! This is getting ridiculous!

Thoughts??

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