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Near The Top Of The Bad Idea List: Middle School Teacher Gave Her Student A Birthday Lap Dance In Class! GRIND To A Halt For The Deets HERE!

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Umm… what?!

42 year old Felicia Smith has been charged for an improper relationship with her 15-year-old student after she gave him a lap dance on February 26th.

The teacher says she was urged to do the three minute and 54 second performance by the class because it was the student's birthday, but that is like the worst excuse in history!

Seriously, she's an adult. Make adult decisions.

According to KHOU news:

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Lindsay Lohan Enjoyed Three Lap Dances From A Sexy Stripper, But The Stripper Didn't Enjoy The Payment!

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After Lindsay Lohan's shocking miscarriage reveal on the finale of her OWN reality show, it sounds like the actress is going back to her old partying ways.

Following the rumors of her drunken adventures at Coachella, witnesses at a private underground strip party are saying LiLo showed up "glassy eyed" and requested a number of dances from a stripper without shelling out the cash for it!

The source revealed what went down inside the private party, they said LiLo repeatedly asked one brunette stripper to cheer her up:

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Ryan Phillippe Gives A SeXXXy Shirtless Lap Dance To Howard Stern's Co-Host Robin Quivers! Watch It HERE!

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It was Howard Stern’s Birthday Bash, but this was one gift that was unwrapped by Robin Quivers!

A shirtless Ryan Phillippe!

Howard's long-time co-host was absolutely shocked when Ry Guy suddenly showed up on stage and gave her a special lap dance! It all came in the middle of a tribute to Miz Quivers and the HIGHlarious parody songs that have been penned about her throughout the years!

RQ was a good sport and seemed to be enjoying herself, but she later admitted that she wasn't quivering over the striptease!

What the what?! But why?!

Robin revealed she has a fear of people gyrating around her! She spilled to Howard:

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Matthew McConaughey Better Manscape! Magic Mike: The Musical Includes Real LAP DANCES!

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Sweet chocolate pants-creaming Jesus, this news is GLORIOUS!

Not only is the most underrated film of 2012 our generation getting a much-needed Broadway adaptation, but Magic Mike: The Musical will be more, ahem, hands-on than we ever expected!

Producer Gregory Jacobs recently whipped out nine inches ah-mazingly delicious news and thrusted it deep within our soul!

Of the upcoming stage version, he said:

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Harry Styles Lets A Sexy Stripper Rub His Lap One Direction Upwards! See Pics HERE!

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Such a naughty cupcake!!

Harry Styles has been SWIMMING in the lady love on his 19th birthday tour de force!

Not only did he spend some time with ex-girlfriend Caroline Flack, he was also spotted going home with a scantily-clad mystery blonde early Saturday morning (see photos below)!

But the REAL pleasure chest seems to have opened up when he let a stripper — as the headline reads — rub his lap One Direction upwards with her cop-costumed booty!! Ha!!

While the photo above seems too good to be true, Niall Horan apparently commented on the dirty dance in a Twitter DM, saying:

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Brooke Hogan's Fiancé Disses Lindsay Lohan & Kimye's Baby While Grabbing At Tittays!

Whoa, this guy!!

First of all, an overdo congratulations to our golden-haired goddess Brooke Hogan who became recently engaged to pro wrestler Bully Ray, a.k.a. Bubba!

Get it, gurl!!

Now, on to his WILD and unbelievable bachelor party at an NYC strip joint!!

Ch-ch-check out the man who is months away from marrying Hulk Hogan's daughter (above) — he's face deep in another woman's double-Ds!!

What?! We hear him professing his undying love for his fiancée, but we're shocked he'd get down & drity with another woman on camera!!

Does her realize her dad can literally rip him limb from limb!

His crazy antics don't even end there!

Bully Ray finds time to diss Lindsay Lohan's teeth, and then suggest a name for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's unborn miracle Kimbryo…. BUBBA!

What the heck, man?!

We know you can handle your own in the ring, but stop making enemies out of people who never knew you existed!

UPDATE: We checked Brooke's facebook page where she lists herself as single. So she MAY not be getting married to Bubba after all, and pro wrestling MAY be fake. One thing is for sure - our dreams have officially been shattered.

[Video via Splash News.]

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Stripper Suffers 'Major Head Trauma' After Falling 15 Feet During Lap Dance!

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Strip clubs are all fun and games until somebody loses an eye bumps their noggin'!

Early this morning, an unidentified single mother working her way through nursing school stripper badly injured herself after falling 15 feet off a balcony while dancing at Christie’s Cabaret in Cleveland!

A responding police officer described how the 22-year-old woman hurt herself, saying:

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