LOLz! As he should!
Hustler's Larry Flynt is gunning for GOP Presidential candidate Rick Perry by offering $1 million to anyone who can prove they've had an illicit sexual encounter with him.
Larry took out an ad in several newspapers, getting straight to the question, asking:
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Porno head honcho Larry Flynt knows a good situation when he sees one and that's exactly why he's offering Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to be Hustler's clotheshorse.
Like Abercrombie & Fitch, the XXX company made their offer via press release saying they'd "pay Mr. Sorrentino to wear their clothing so that he can stay well dressed."
So let us get this straight. First A&F offers him ca$$$h to avoid their clothes like the plague and now Hustler says they'll pay The Situation to do the exact opposite!?
What is this the Twilight Zone?
[Image via WENN.]
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We wonder how long it will take one of his gutter skanks to start endorsing this one!!
Pipedream Products Inc. has released the official Take Home Tiger Woods Blow Up Love Doll!!
WHO WOULD WANT THIS??
Nick Orlandino, COO of Pipedream says:
"We're following in the footsteps of Larry Flynt and all of the other porn parodies out there, and the Take Home Tiger is no different. Look for more hilarious products from Pipedream in the future"
Enjoy Blow Up Tiger in all of his uncensored, NSFW glory AFTER THE JUMP!!
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