Jose Canseco is in a bit of trouble right now, but if we're to believe his hard-to-read tweets, he's pretty sure he'll be exonerated from the rape accusations and sexual assault charges brought on him by a woman in Las Vegas.
While we're not 100% convinced, we'd like to assume that Jose wouldn't be dumb enough to tweet all of this stuff at his accuser during an OPEN INVESTIGATION if he wasn't telling the truth.
Here are some of the more recent things he's been saying on the social media network:
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Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!
Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!
Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??
The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:
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Now this is just wacky!
We heard of couples getting hitched in exotic places like Italy, Fiji and the Caribbean, but we never in a million years would've thought that a pair of lovebirds would want to tie the knot at DENNY'S!!
Nancy Levandowski and Steve Keller packed up their things earlier this week and headed to Las Vegas to say their "I dos" at the restaurant's new chapel
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GREAT! Just GREAT!
A brand new flesh eating bacteria case has popped up, this time in Las Vegas!
A Las Vegas high school dean named Eddie Garcia has sadly lost both his hands and both his feet to this terrifying bacteria, after becoming infecting in January — as well as causing his kidneys and lungs to shut down. So what caused this?
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Billie Joe Armstrong may have not always been right, but now he's taking baby steps and making his way back to recovery!
In the March issue of Rolling Stone, Green Day's frontman talks about how alcohol and prescription drugs took over his life, and about his onstage meltdown at the iHeartRadio festival in Sin City last september.
Armstrong revealed:
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Sacre bleu!
Our precious French-Canadian treasure, Céline Dion, is sick with the flu and things are so bad, she's been forced to cancel three of her sold-out Vegas shows!
Her doctor has ordered the My Heart Will Go On singer to stay on bed rest after she developed complications from a recent bout with the nasty illness.
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Now this would be a match to see!
Will Smith and Mark Wahlberg are set to be offered $1 million to fight in a celebrity boxing match, and we're really hoping this will happen!!
The CEO of the Hollywood Boxing Federation, Damon Feldman is gonna contact the actors this Monday in hopes that they will say yes to his offer.
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