Confusing percentages aside, this Saturday will mark the third episode of Saturday Night Live Paul has hosted, and we are more aroused to see him do his opening monologue than if we took a whiff of Sex Panther!
In the promo, Paul totally loses it when he finds out One Direction will be on the show and ends up screaming into a pillow!
Now if only that pillow was an anatomically correct body pillow of Harry Styles then some of our dreams would really start coming true!
While we wait for that to happen, ch-ch-check out the entire HIGHlarious promo (above)!!!