Because Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos has been offered a sweet-ass plea bargain that would require her to attend a rehab facility for
60 30 days in lieu of heading to trial over her June car-crash-lying-to-cops-case, which you would think she'd be thanking her lucky Louis Vuitton heels for.
Even though Lilo's new lawyer Mark Heller is still in "ongoing negotiations" with the prosecution and is working hard to make sure Lindz can avoid a trial, let alone JAIL TIME, Lindsay seems to be living in an eternal state of denial. So much so that she has REJECTED the rehab deal on the grounds that there is nothing wrong with her, thus she doesn't NEED to be rehabilitated, and girl is apparently ready and willing to go to court.
We just do NOT understand what is going on in that little redhead's head!
Would she rather go to jail for months than go get some good ol' fashioned therapy in a swanky celeb
vacation retreat rehab center?!
Or is she SO starved for attention that she welcomes the media frenzy that goes along with a public trial?!
We sincerely hope she wakes up and smells just how sweet this plea bargain is, or we fear she's going to be posing for the cameras behind metal bars in the not-to-distant future!