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New Yorkers Who Tattoo Animals For Sh*ts & Giggles Are About To Have A VERY Bad Day, Which Is Fine Because WHO DOES THAT?

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We hate to be the ones to break this to you, but…

If you are 1) addicted to getting tattoos or piercings, 2) a resident of New York, and 3) also happen to be a dog… well, your life just got RUFF!

Also, if you're a tattoo-addicted canine, HOW ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS? Seriously, WHO taught you that? We're not even mad! That's AH-Mazing! You should go on tour!

But we digress!

The state of NY passed a law earlier this week OUTLAWING the tattooing or piercing of animals!!!

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Prudish New Jersey Lawmakers Pass A Bill To Ban Elephant-F**King, Amongst Other Things!

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new jersey outlawing bestiality finally

Get to work, New Jersey pig-f**kers! It's only a matter of time before banging living bacon is a crime!

Actually, don't. That's nasty.

At any rate, state lawmakers who apparently just realized bestiality wasn't actually against any state laws are finally rushing out a new bill which will outlaw sex between people and other animals!

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Melanie Griffith's Divorce With Antonio Banderas May Get Ruff! Actress Wants FULL Custody Of Their Dogs!

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It's a doggy dog world.

And this actress wants all of the dogs that she shared with her estranged husband!

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith are in the middle of a divorce, and one things that's made clear so far is that Melanie is willing to fight!

Fight for their dogs at least!!

The married couple of 18 years adopted one terrier mix and two shepherd lab mixes last February, and Melanie is keen on keeping the pups all to herself!

One source believes that Melanie IS the better dog owner, and thus should keep all three doggies.

But if Antonio has grown close to any of these furry pets than he may choose to argue his case to keep the barking machines for himself!

Maybe they can pull a move from The Awful Truth and have the dogs choose who their owners should be.

Crazier things have happened!!!

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Not Cool! Bethenny Frankel Is Claiming Estranged Hubby Jason Hoppy Mistreated Her Dog!!!

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This is so wrong!

Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy have been involved in a major custody battle for their daughter Bryn in Manhattan recently, but Bethenny is bringing up an incident that involved her pet pup Cookie and Jason Hoppy!

And Bethenny is claiming her estranged husband totally mistreated her pooch!

Here's what she said in court on Friday

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Pit Bull Sentenced To Life In Prison!! A Dog, Not The Performer!

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A dog was sentenced to life in prison, so Sheriff Joe Arpaio took him in. That's better than death, right?

First off, we're taking about a pit bull. Not the Pitbull.

Mickey the pit bull mauled a young boy in Phoenix, Arizona. The dog attacked a 4-year-old boy his owner was babysitting.

The boy was left with a broken eye socket and jaw, and has months and months of reconstructive surgery ahead of him.

While many people were screaming for blood, many other compassionate people thought a life sentence was less cruel.

A judge ended up sentencing the dog to life in prison, and ordered him

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