We have to hand it to her - these excuses are getting more and more creative!
Lindsanity LOLhan has been spotted recently chugging bottles of Kombucha tea, which reportedly contains .5% of alcohol.
Now that the hard-pAArtying wacktress may be in serious shiz for her probation-violating, SCRAM tampering antics on the night of the MTV Movie Awards, she and Orange Oprah have been kicking their usual laundry list of delusional excuses into hyperdrive, but this one might take the cake!
Orange Oprah herself Sources are suggesting that Kombucha tea has more alcohol in it than the label states!
Well isn't that convenient? That MUST have been what her SCRAM bracelet detected in her system, not that spilled vodka redbull she was licking off the floor of the ladies room bathroom!
G.T. Dave, the President and CEO of GT's Kombucha, isn't taking any of this bullshiz, however, and says:
"Although we are not familiar with the technology or sensitivity of SCRAM bracelets, we think it would be highly unlikely that our products would trigger an alarm. After conversations with Whole Foods we share a concern around potential labeling issues related to slightly elevated levels in some Kombucha products. In order to ensure regulatory compliance, we are supporting Whole Foods Market with the temporary removal of all Kombucha products in bottles on tap from their stores at this time."
Poor La Loca!
Now that you're trying to blame your tea, it's not going to stocked anymore! Guess you're going to have to go back to taking shots of hand sanitizer and hope that doesn't set off the bracelet, either!
Good luck, bb!
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Tags: alcohol, crazy people, denial, excuses, gt dave, kombucha, level, lindsanity, orange oprah, scram bracelet, whole foods