Dear, darling Nick Stahl…
Please PLEASE seek some professional help because if you feel the urge to tame your one-eyed dragon outside the privacy of your own home, then you obviously have some deep-seeded issues that are not being addressed!
Pun totally intended.
Nick was charged with the misdemeanor crime of lewd conduct.
And ok, obviously many a man enjoys some gentleman's time in those porn booths, but we don't understand why Nick couldn't just wait to get home to relieve his sexual stress?!
Does he not have a computer?
We mean… that sh*t is just unsanitary!
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