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Fifty Shades Of Grey's Herpes-Encrusted Flemish Edition Will Give You Red Room Sores Of Pain!

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Ickiest. Discovery. Ever.

The world was stunned mildly shocked when Belgian scientists recently uncovered a herpes-tainted copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in one of Antwerp's public libraries!

Two professors from the University of Don't They Have Something Better To Do did a toxicology screening on several of E.L. James' critically acclaimed erotic paperbacks and found trace amounts of the icky herp-a-derp all over one tome's totally titillating pages!!

Ewwww! Why?! How?! Who gives herpes to a novel?

An insatiable dendrophiliac who can't afford condoms?? A rising star within the book burning lobby hellbent on drumming up membership? Maybe they were accidentally written that way?

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