Somebody in this world is crazier than she is.
That's the only way to explain this fuckery!
Hell has frozen over and the world is about to implode, because the Prostitution Whore herself, Danielle Staub, actually HAS a reality show in the works for Wealth TV, called Social! - yes, the exclamation point is part of the title.
Described as a reinvented Life Styles of the Rich and Famous, the series will follow Prostitution Whore through her supremely elegant life, hosting parties, attending
strip clubs fine events and visiting the homes of married men she sleeps with friends!
Creator Cary Sandoval, who has yet to realize that he's made a deal with the devil, explains:
“It’s a phenomenal show and people are excited to have Danielle. [We want to] incorporate the fact that she’s an international socialite. Danielle is an absolute sweetheart. They’re going to see the show as a polar opposite to what she was portraying on Real Housewives. We hope to raise awareness [for various charities] and give back to the community.”
We're actually sort of excited to see this disaster come to fruition! Can't U just imagine this psycho parading herself around as though she's a legitimate clASS act?
Eh, who are we kidding? They'll realize the depths of her insanity two hours into filming and fire her ass faster than you can say "Then my daughters don't have a mother! Then are they happy?! Then are they happy?!"
Thoughts?? Will U watch The Prostitution Whore Show??
[Image via WENN.]
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