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PETA Wants Lindsay To Go Veg, Offers To Pay Her Rehab Bill!

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What?!

PETA, finding out that Linds has fallen on "tough economic times" has offered to help pay for her rehab…under one condition.

She has to live substance free, including the most toxic substance, MEAT!

The letter sent to Lindsay read:

Dear Lindsay,

We understand that you've fallen on tough economic times, so we're writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you'll consider.

PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you'll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You'll never regret it.

When animals are crammed together on factory farms, disease spreads fast, so cows, chickens, and other animals are fed large amounts of antibiotics to make them grow more quickly and keep them alive in filthy conditions that would otherwise kill them. However, the health risks involved in using such methods are so great that many countries have banned the use of antibiotics and hormones in animals who are raised and killed for food. In addition to feeding antibiotics to animals who are raised for food, farmers in the U.S. give powerful growth-stimulating steroids to cattle, which means that you ingest drugs every time you take a bite of chicken, pork, fish, or beef. Many animals are also sprayed with pesticides. And consuming animal-derived products exposes you to pathogens such as E. coli, listeria, and campylobacter. Finally, much of the meat sold in the U.S. is contaminated with fecal bacteria.

The good news is that a clean, tasty vegan diet can provide all the nutrients that you need, minus the contaminants, saturated fat, and cholesterol that are found in animal flesh, eggs, and dairy foods. Vegans also have stronger immune systems than meat-eaters. It's all good news.

Today, stores carry everything from soy "Buffalo wings" to fakin' bacon and fib ribs—not to mention a wealth of fresh fruit, vegetables, nuts, grains, and more—so it has never been easier to go vegan. California rehabilitation centers have a great reputation for catering to vegan patients too. To help guide your decision, we'll be sending you our new "Glass Walls" DVD, narrated by Sir Paul McCartney, and our vegetarian/vegan starter kit, which is full of useful information.

Please let us know if you'd like to take us up on our offer. I can be reached at [contact information redacted].

Best wishes,

Michelle Cho
PETA

We wonder if LiLo will be interested in giving up meat…Do U think she should go vegetarian??

What is a girl to do!?

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Lindsanity Staging A Photo-Op In Rehab?

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Just another reason that the world should take this mess's latest trip to rehab seriously!

Lindsanity LOLhan clearly has her priorities in order for REALz this time, you guys, which is why she is spending her days shacked up in rehab really focusing on her recovery. Oh yeah, and of course, trying to exploit and ca$h in on her own addictions!

The hard-pAArtying wacktress is reportedly staging a photo shoot so she can sell the exclusives images to the highest bidder!

A source explains:

"Lindsay hasn't worked in so long that the only way she makes money now is from selling photographs. She can make an easy $30,000 to $40,000 a pop for a few hours work. However pictures of her in rehab getting better could sell for as much as $100,000. Nothing with Lindsay surprises me anyone. You would think she would be focusing on dealing with her addictions not staying photo shoots. But this is who this girl is. She never thinks about the long-term solution but rather is always looking for the quick fix."

Just as we expected!

Congratulations, bb! Sell that shiz while you can!

Because soon enough, you'll be in and out of jail and rehab so often that nobody will want to spend a dime on these pictures!

You'll just be a drug-addict and a has-been! Oh wait…you already are!

Oopsie!

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LiLo Saying HELL NO To Conservatorship!

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She's ain't Britney, bitch! (That's for damn sure!)

News has reached Lindsay Lohan's room at the Betty Ford clinic that there are those looking to file for a conservatorship over her life. So far, the three contestants are her business manager, her mother Dina Lohan and her oh-so-awful douchey father Michael Lohan.

Sources close to Lindsay in rehab say that the recovering coke fiend is telling people that she will fight like hell to keep that from happening. No matter who it is, she has pledged to personally go to court and fight back against the ruling.

Wow! You mean she actually wants to take some responsibility for her actions? We would have thought that she would have loved a person to rein all the blame on the next time she screws up. (And rest assured, there will be a next time.)

What say you to all this, Dina Lohan? We'd ask you, Michael, but we know sooner or later you'll tells us anyway.

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Michael Lohan Sr. Calls Michael Lohan Jr. A "Pawn"

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No one every really hears much from Michael Lohan Jr. He pretty much keeps to himself, keeps out of his parent's and LiLo's craziness.

But this past week, we finally heard from junior, who spoke out against so-called "enablers" and "leeches" that have made his sister's life that more difficult!

Enter the biggest leech of them all, his father, Michael Lohan Sr., who is once again seizing the opportunity to lash out at his ex-wife Dina Lohan, this time through a different spawn of their evil!

Papa Lohan is calling into question the sincerity of his son's remarks. He believes that Junior is only "pawn" and mouthpiece being used by Dina to spread her "BS" about LiLo. Michael explains:

"Being that Dina has been gagged due to her constant lies to the press, media, public, courts and people in general, she is using a normally quiet and innocent person as her mouthpiece. First, to spread her BS, and second as her new pawn…While my wonderful son studied as a straight-A business major in college — and I got him offers from two Wall Street firms — Dina now has been pitching a movie she is 'producing' with Michael as the starring role. Michael is the best person Dina has in her corner and she is even using him. Her own son! And it goes deeper! How sick is this."

Pretty effing sick! Do any of the Lohan children have anyone to rely on for parental guidance?! Anyone?

First, let's state the obvious here! Michael, you don't have enough connections to get him into a screening of Wall Street, must less a job at a firm and the likelihood of Dina getting Junior to be in a movie is as much as Aliana and her eyebrows having a #1 single. Ain't never going to happen.

We want to believe that despite her insane parents, Lindsay has a solid supporter in her brother. Call us crazy, but we think he might not have been passed down the insanity gene. (Maybe he's the milkman's an agents kid?)

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More Shady Producers Claim That They Want To Cast Lindsanity!

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We're calling bullshit on this one!

Despite Lindsanity blowing any chance at getting her career back and being completely un-hirable, some 'producer' named Nathan Folks claims that he's interested in casting the hard-pAArtying wacktress as a Salt-esque former CIA agent in a new project, called Escaping the Game.

He claims:

“From the title alone you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role in this very high concept story. She has what it takes to pull it off. Studios have dealt with this problem for many years; the only difference now is that it’s more public because of the internet. Robert Downey Jr. had problems and he still was able to make films. You hire a full-time assistant that their entire job is to make sure the star does not do any drugs or alcohol during production. You put their salary in an escrow account for the entire duration of the production and when filming is completed to the satisfaction of the producer then you release the funds to the actor. In this situation I am putting up half of the funds for the film and then allowing the investor that puts the second half of the money first out. It is a $10 million dollar film, financed easily, and everyone is happy.”

UH. YEAH RIGHT.

Not only is LiLo NO Robert Downey Jr., but we're pretty sure that this is some shady hack 'producer' using her name to get press for whatever bullshit project he's trying to get off the ground!

Good luck with that one, buddy!

LOLs!

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Lindsanity's Brother Michael Speaks Out!

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This is an interesting turn!

Unlike the rest of his family, Lindsay Lohan's younger brother, Michael Jr., normally avoids the spotlight, but in the wake of his sister's latest fuck-up, he is speaking out on her behalf!

He says in a statement:

"I think that in the past, her vision had been blurred. People she was surrounded by – enablers, leeches, whatever you'd like to call it – made things very difficult. It's quite strenuous to right your wrongs when the people around you help justify your actions. Therefore, cloudy judgment made it easy for her to neglect those trying to guide her. People with addictive tendencies do not get better overnight, so that cannot be expected. However, her commitment to her current recovery is a side effect of the realization of her past mishaps. She is well-aware that she's at a crossroad in life, and is fully committed to ensuring a healthier future. She has made conscious efforts to improve her lifestyle behaviors and to treat this process with great care. In order to continue her healing process, she's willing to take whatever steps necessary. We – her mother, brothers, and sister – have been there for Lindsay every step of the way – despite what trashy news reports – and will continue to give her our support and strength during these arduous times."

We're impressed! He seems like a rational, well-spoken kid!

We think the judge should place Lindsay under HIS conservatorship!

He's clearly the only person in that family who actually as her best interest at heart!

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Lindsanity Using Rehab To Defer Jail Sentence!

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Excuses, excuses!

Now that Lindsanity LOLhan has check herself back into rehab, sources close to hard-pAArtying wacktress claim that she's hoping that Judge Fox will let her defer her jail sentence, so she can get a full 45 days of treatment instead of being thrown back behind bars!

The insider confirms:

"Lindsay is still being assessed by her treatment team but the team is saying that she should spend at least 45 days getting in-patient treatment. It's going to take her body at least 30 days to get the substances out of her system. Her body needs to do a lot of healing, and the doctors want to treat her after the remnants of the drug use have left her body. The real work begins after that has occurred, and that is when progress begins to happen. Lindsay is required to be at the hearing. She will be there. She will be escorted by at least one person from the rehab facility to make sure she doesn't stray. It's likely that a member of Lindsay's treatment team will also be called to testify. At that point, if Lindsay is making improvements, Lindsay's team would ask Judge Fox to not put her in jail at all, or defer her sentence until she is finished with her in-patient treatment. The fact is jail doesn't scare Lindsay. Before she did her time earlier this summer, she was petrified. Having spent time behind bars, it doesn't have that effect on her. Jail isn't a deterrent for her, period."

And blah blah blah blah blah.

It's the same old coked out song and dance!

We don't even know why anybody is bothering at this point - this girl is going to whatever the eff she wants to, regardless of the consequences.

It doesn't matter how long she's in jail OR rehab.

Such a lost cause. So sad.

Thoughts??

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