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Lindsanity's Brother Michael Speaks Out!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsLegal Matters

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This is an interesting turn!

Unlike the rest of his family, Lindsay Lohan's younger brother, Michael Jr., normally avoids the spotlight, but in the wake of his sister's latest fuck-up, he is speaking out on her behalf!

He says in a statement:

"I think that in the past, her vision had been blurred. People she was surrounded by – enablers, leeches, whatever you'd like to call it – made things very difficult. It's quite strenuous to right your wrongs when the people around you help justify your actions. Therefore, cloudy judgment made it easy for her to neglect those trying to guide her. People with addictive tendencies do not get better overnight, so that cannot be expected. However, her commitment to her current recovery is a side effect of the realization of her past mishaps. She is well-aware that she's at a crossroad in life, and is fully committed to ensuring a healthier future. She has made conscious efforts to improve her lifestyle behaviors and to treat this process with great care. In order to continue her healing process, she's willing to take whatever steps necessary. We – her mother, brothers, and sister – have been there for Lindsay every step of the way – despite what trashy news reports – and will continue to give her our support and strength during these arduous times."

We're impressed! He seems like a rational, well-spoken kid!

We think the judge should place Lindsay under HIS conservatorship!

He's clearly the only person in that family who actually as her best interest at heart!

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Lindsanity Using Rehab To Defer Jail Sentence!

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Excuses, excuses!

Now that Lindsanity LOLhan has check herself back into rehab, sources close to hard-pAArtying wacktress claim that she's hoping that Judge Fox will let her defer her jail sentence, so she can get a full 45 days of treatment instead of being thrown back behind bars!

The insider confirms:

"Lindsay is still being assessed by her treatment team but the team is saying that she should spend at least 45 days getting in-patient treatment. It's going to take her body at least 30 days to get the substances out of her system. Her body needs to do a lot of healing, and the doctors want to treat her after the remnants of the drug use have left her body. The real work begins after that has occurred, and that is when progress begins to happen. Lindsay is required to be at the hearing. She will be there. She will be escorted by at least one person from the rehab facility to make sure she doesn't stray. It's likely that a member of Lindsay's treatment team will also be called to testify. At that point, if Lindsay is making improvements, Lindsay's team would ask Judge Fox to not put her in jail at all, or defer her sentence until she is finished with her in-patient treatment. The fact is jail doesn't scare Lindsay. Before she did her time earlier this summer, she was petrified. Having spent time behind bars, it doesn't have that effect on her. Jail isn't a deterrent for her, period."

And blah blah blah blah blah.

It's the same old coked out song and dance!

We don't even know why anybody is bothering at this point - this girl is going to whatever the eff she wants to, regardless of the consequences.

It doesn't matter how long she's in jail OR rehab.

Such a lost cause. So sad.

Thoughts??

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Linsanity Proclaims She Is "Of Sound Mind"

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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No, she's serious. Remember, this is the same girl who thought doing one line of coke wouldn't show up on her drug test.

Take from that what you will.

Lindsay Lohan has her lawyers working like busy beavers. Besides working on her "pity me" speech for her next court hearing, she also is looking to have a lawsuit dismissed claiming that she stole the "secret formula" for her spray tanning products.

Her lawyers filed the motion for White Wave International Labs to dismiss the case and included the following statement from Miz Blohan:

"Although I have been a spokesperson for Lorit, LLC, and its Sevin Nyne product, I had no involvement in where or how the Sevin Nyne product is marketed and sold or in the marketing strategy for the product."

Somewhere further down in the statement, she makes a point of saying that since she only visits Florida for "pleasure" and not work, the Florida court has no jurisdiction over her. Then she spews this gem: "I am of sound mind."

Nice of you to share, but your mind is not on trial with these people. Let Judge Fox tackle that one next month!

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Giles Gets Some Grand Help With Ungaro

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Emanuel Ungaro's newly appointed creative director Giles Deacon knew he couldn't take on the Lindsanity alone, so he got some help from his friend Katie Grand.

Before she was editor and stylist at Love, Katie got her big break after turning around the troubled Italian label Bottega Veneta in the 1990s. Grand suggested BV hire Deacon to design their collection and after one season they were successful once again.

Giles is hoping Katie will have a repeat performance at Ungaro, and we think she can. Just stay away from pasties!

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Georgia Rule Director Comments On The Lindsanity!

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Everyone's weighing in on the Lindsanity!

The latest to comment on the hard-pAArtying wacktress' most recent legal mess is the director of Georgia Rule, Garry Marshall, who should know all about her drunk ass shenanigans from the written bitch-slapping the head of the Morgan Creek, James G. Robinson, gave her while the flick was in production!

Marshall says:

"[Lindsay and I] had a good time… I feel bad that she's going through all this and I hope she gets it together. She's gotta go through the process. She said she thought she was good, she slipped, she's back and forth, but you know, she's got a great heart, and as soon as she gets situated where she can change, this is what we need. I am not a psychiatrist, I'm a film director - which is part psychiatrist, mind you… I got to know her - she's young and going through the Hollywood process of being in front of everybody and all the media, and that affects you. I hope she can come out of it, because she's really, really talented. [She's] really a good actress. So I hope she doesn't waste this gift that she was given."

Yeah - we would have agreed with him, if this were still 2007, but we think it's pretty clear at this point that gurl is a lost cause, and has no chance of EVER getting her career - or sobriety - under control again!

You've BLOWN IT, bb! Just like all of that coke you won't be able to afford soon!

Congratulations!

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