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Everyone's weighing in on the Lindsanity!

The latest to comment on the hard-pAArtying wacktress' most recent legal mess is the director of Georgia Rule, Garry Marshall, who should know all about her drunk ass shenanigans from the written bitch-slapping the head of the Morgan Creek, James G. Robinson, gave her while the flick was in production!

Marshall says:

"[Lindsay and I] had a good time… I feel bad that she's going through all this and I hope she gets it together. She's gotta go through the process. She said she thought she was good, she slipped, she's back and forth, but you know, she's got a great heart, and as soon as she gets situated where she can change, this is what we need. I am not a psychiatrist, I'm a film director - which is part psychiatrist, mind you… I got to know her - she's young and going through the Hollywood process of being in front of everybody and all the media, and that affects you. I hope she can come out of it, because she's really, really talented. [She's] really a good actress. So I hope she doesn't waste this gift that she was given."

Yeah - we would have agreed with him, if this were still 2007, but we think it's pretty clear at this point that gurl is a lost cause, and has no chance of EVER getting her career - or sobriety - under control again!

You've BLOWN IT, bb! Just like all of that coke you won't be able to afford soon!

Congratulations!

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Tags: ceo, chastize, director, disaster, drugs, garry marshall, georgia rule, james g. robinson, legal matters, lindsanity, lost cause, morgan creek, troubles, what a fucking trainwreck

Oh, that would have made us do the ultimate happy dance if after all the bullshit Shawn Chapman Holley had the spew to the new judge, Lindsanity still wouldn't have been released because her family didn't have the $$$!

Their is no masking our disappointment that after only half a day in jail on Friday, Lindsay was released back into the cocaine covered wild. A steep asking price of $300,00 was set for her bail and for a moment there, people were doubtful that the Lohan's could rake together that kind of money. A family insider points out that Lindsay hasn't "earned" anything like that since her hair was still naturally red and the family would have considered it a "tragedy" had money become the only obstacle standing in the way of LiLo's freedom.

WRONG! The real "tragedy" is that she got out in the first place before her next hearing! How is this chick every going to learn to be a mildy-functioning adult if she never learns that their are consequences to her actions. She doesn't need a time out - she needs to be effing locked up, tight!

There's always next time, we guess! (And we know there will be a next time!)

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Tags: bail, cocaine, jail, judge, lindsanity, money matters, shawn chapman holley

Merely hours before she's expected to check back into rehab, La Loca Lohan was spotted being very camera-shy while leaving the Arclight Movie Theater in Hollywood last night around 2am!

Must suck to realize that she'll be forever be sitting in the audience WATCHING the movies now that she's officially blown any chance of a comeback!

Congrats, bb!

Tags: again, arclight, lindsanity, movies, rehab, trainwreck, waste

Lindsay WILL be going to jail!!!! In fact, she's already there!

But, at least she will be housed in “administrative segregation” because of her celebrity status.

We have to keep Linds safe while she is in the slammer!

Also, LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said that the only way Lindsay could be released before her probation hearing on October 22 is if the judge issues another order.

What do you think Judge Fox? Want to give LiLo a break?

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Tags: celebrity, jail, lindsanity, lindsay

She may be z-list and a bitch to fly with, but these are some pretty wise words!

Minka Kelly recently passed along some brilliant advice for hard-pAArtying wacktress Lindsanity LOLhan, and we hope that mess takes it!

She says:

"She should move to Guam. I'm not kidding. She should move to Guam for like a year. She's addicted to being in front of paparazzi… if she just escaped and went somewhere where she's not important to the paparazzi, she'd get herself better."

Ha! Agreed!

Too bad the only trip Lindsay will be taking any time soon is to a jail cell!

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Tags: guam, hard-paartying, has been, lindsanity, minka kelly, wise words

Judge Judy has seen it all: Deadbeats who steal their family's grocery money. Jealous gf's who pour bleach on their cheating man's jeans. Tupperware fights between middle-aged lunatic old maids.

Considering her experience with the weird, wonky and worthless, we think anyone who doesn't take Judge Judy's advice is a fool. Right now, Judge Judy says Lindsay Lohan should be thrown in jail! We agree!!!

This shining voice of reason says that Lindsanity needs a "dose of reality" should she ever hope to be a productive member of society ever again. In an interview, the good Judge says:

"When the justice system says it's going to do something and it doesn't follow through with it, it sends out a dangerous message. Lindsay Lohan, I think has to be given a dose of reality I don't think she has been living in the real world for a long time. Most people stop using drugs in jail. If you're in jail for three months, nobody is going to get Lindsay Lohan drugs in jail. And there is help there."

EXACTLY!

No offense to Judge Fox, but can we get a change in the lineup here. We think if tomorrow were to play out like in the video above, everyone, including Lindsay, would be a lot better off!

Tags: jail, judge judy, lindsanity, lolhan, probation violation

We think she needs a lot MORE time in treatment than just nine months, but we suppose it's a start!

Sources close to La Loca Lohan are reportedly very concerned that the hard-pAArtying wacktress is not taking her failed drug tests seriously enough, and instead is more concerned about filming her porn star movie, Inferno!

Insiders say:

"Lindsay has been told that she needs intensive inpatient rehab for at least nine months. The last thing Lindsay should be doing right now is working. What is abundantly clear to everyone is that the last thing Lindsay should be doing right now is work. Lindsay wants to work, and is resisting the idea of not working. She knows she needs help, but she has contractual obligations, and she needs the money. Lindsay wants and plans on beginning filming as planned, even though she has been advised to seek intensive treatment, which would consist of inpatient rehab treatment for at least nine months. Lindsay needs to get help, period. She has to focus on her disease and begin the recovery process. She needs to get out of Hollywood, and away from the people that enable her. She (Lindsay) needs to focus on herself, and hopefully if she takes the appropriate steps Lindsay can have success in her personal and professional life."

Well, none of these plans will really matter when the judge throws her ass back in jail, but we agree that Lindsay needs to get out of El Lay and focus on her very serious problems - away from the limelight!

If she does, and gets some serious therapy and rehab without any press, then MAYBE she'll be ready to work again in a few years.

But we doubt that will happen! La Loca just loves the attention way too much to let it go and focus on her REAL issues!

So sad.

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Tags: crazy people, failed drug test, famewhores, lindsanity, prison, rehab, treatment