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Linsanity Proclaims She Is "Of Sound Mind"

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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No, she's serious. Remember, this is the same girl who thought doing one line of coke wouldn't show up on her drug test.

Take from that what you will.

Lindsay Lohan has her lawyers working like busy beavers. Besides working on her "pity me" speech for her next court hearing, she also is looking to have a lawsuit dismissed claiming that she stole the "secret formula" for her spray tanning products.

Her lawyers filed the motion for White Wave International Labs to dismiss the case and included the following statement from Miz Blohan:

"Although I have been a spokesperson for Lorit, LLC, and its Sevin Nyne product, I had no involvement in where or how the Sevin Nyne product is marketed and sold or in the marketing strategy for the product."

Somewhere further down in the statement, she makes a point of saying that since she only visits Florida for "pleasure" and not work, the Florida court has no jurisdiction over her. Then she spews this gem: "I am of sound mind."

Nice of you to share, but your mind is not on trial with these people. Let Judge Fox tackle that one next month!

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Giles Gets Some Grand Help With Ungaro

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Emanuel Ungaro's newly appointed creative director Giles Deacon knew he couldn't take on the Lindsanity alone, so he got some help from his friend Katie Grand.

Before she was editor and stylist at Love, Katie got her big break after turning around the troubled Italian label Bottega Veneta in the 1990s. Grand suggested BV hire Deacon to design their collection and after one season they were successful once again.

Giles is hoping Katie will have a repeat performance at Ungaro, and we think she can. Just stay away from pasties!

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Georgia Rule Director Comments On The Lindsanity!

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Everyone's weighing in on the Lindsanity!

The latest to comment on the hard-pAArtying wacktress' most recent legal mess is the director of Georgia Rule, Garry Marshall, who should know all about her drunk ass shenanigans from the written bitch-slapping the head of the Morgan Creek, James G. Robinson, gave her while the flick was in production!

Marshall says:

"[Lindsay and I] had a good time… I feel bad that she's going through all this and I hope she gets it together. She's gotta go through the process. She said she thought she was good, she slipped, she's back and forth, but you know, she's got a great heart, and as soon as she gets situated where she can change, this is what we need. I am not a psychiatrist, I'm a film director - which is part psychiatrist, mind you… I got to know her - she's young and going through the Hollywood process of being in front of everybody and all the media, and that affects you. I hope she can come out of it, because she's really, really talented. [She's] really a good actress. So I hope she doesn't waste this gift that she was given."

Yeah - we would have agreed with him, if this were still 2007, but we think it's pretty clear at this point that gurl is a lost cause, and has no chance of EVER getting her career - or sobriety - under control again!

You've BLOWN IT, bb! Just like all of that coke you won't be able to afford soon!

Congratulations!

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Lindsanity Almost Couldn't Post Bail!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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Oh, that would have made us do the ultimate happy dance if after all the bullshit Shawn Chapman Holley had the spew to the new judge, Lindsanity still wouldn't have been released because her family didn't have the $$$!

Their is no masking our disappointment that after only half a day in jail on Friday, Lindsay was released back into the cocaine covered wild. A steep asking price of $300,00 was set for her bail and for a moment there, people were doubtful that the Lohan's could rake together that kind of money. A family insider points out that Lindsay hasn't "earned" anything like that since her hair was still naturally red and the family would have considered it a "tragedy" had money become the only obstacle standing in the way of LiLo's freedom.

WRONG! The real "tragedy" is that she got out in the first place before her next hearing! How is this chick every going to learn to be a mildy-functioning adult if she never learns that their are consequences to her actions. She doesn't need a time out - she needs to be effing locked up, tight!

There's always next time, we guess! (And we know there will be a next time!)

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Lindsanity Catches One Last Movie Before Rehab!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay Lohan

Merely hours before she's expected to check back into rehab, La Loca Lohan was spotted being very camera-shy while leaving the Arclight Movie Theater in Hollywood last night around 2am!

Must suck to realize that she'll be forever be sitting in the audience WATCHING the movies now that she's officially blown any chance of a comeback!

Congrats, bb!

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A Lindsay Update!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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Lindsay WILL be going to jail!!!! In fact, she's already there!

But, at least she will be housed in “administrative segregation” because of her celebrity status.

We have to keep Linds safe while she is in the slammer!

Also, LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said that the only way Lindsay could be released before her probation hearing on October 22 is if the judge issues another order.

What do you think Judge Fox? Want to give LiLo a break?

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Wise Words, Minka Kelly!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsZ List

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She may be z-list and a bitch to fly with, but these are some pretty wise words!

Minka Kelly recently passed along some brilliant advice for hard-pAArtying wacktress Lindsanity LOLhan, and we hope that mess takes it!

She says:

"She should move to Guam. I'm not kidding. She should move to Guam for like a year. She's addicted to being in front of paparazzi… if she just escaped and went somewhere where she's not important to the paparazzi, she'd get herself better."

Ha! Agreed!

Too bad the only trip Lindsay will be taking any time soon is to a jail cell!

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