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Lindsanity Almost Couldn't Post Bail!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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Oh, that would have made us do the ultimate happy dance if after all the bullshit Shawn Chapman Holley had the spew to the new judge, Lindsanity still wouldn't have been released because her family didn't have the $$$!

Their is no masking our disappointment that after only half a day in jail on Friday, Lindsay was released back into the cocaine covered wild. A steep asking price of $300,00 was set for her bail and for a moment there, people were doubtful that the Lohan's could rake together that kind of money. A family insider points out that Lindsay hasn't "earned" anything like that since her hair was still naturally red and the family would have considered it a "tragedy" had money become the only obstacle standing in the way of LiLo's freedom.

WRONG! The real "tragedy" is that she got out in the first place before her next hearing! How is this chick every going to learn to be a mildy-functioning adult if she never learns that their are consequences to her actions. She doesn't need a time out - she needs to be effing locked up, tight!

There's always next time, we guess! (And we know there will be a next time!)

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Lindsanity Catches One Last Movie Before Rehab!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay Lohan

Merely hours before she's expected to check back into rehab, La Loca Lohan was spotted being very camera-shy while leaving the Arclight Movie Theater in Hollywood last night around 2am!

Must suck to realize that she'll be forever be sitting in the audience WATCHING the movies now that she's officially blown any chance of a comeback!

Congrats, bb!

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A Lindsay Update!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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Lindsay WILL be going to jail!!!! In fact, she's already there!

But, at least she will be housed in “administrative segregation” because of her celebrity status.

We have to keep Linds safe while she is in the slammer!

Also, LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said that the only way Lindsay could be released before her probation hearing on October 22 is if the judge issues another order.

What do you think Judge Fox? Want to give LiLo a break?

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Wise Words, Minka Kelly!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsZ List

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She may be z-list and a bitch to fly with, but these are some pretty wise words!

Minka Kelly recently passed along some brilliant advice for hard-pAArtying wacktress Lindsanity LOLhan, and we hope that mess takes it!

She says:

"She should move to Guam. I'm not kidding. She should move to Guam for like a year. She's addicted to being in front of paparazzi… if she just escaped and went somewhere where she's not important to the paparazzi, she'd get herself better."

Ha! Agreed!

Too bad the only trip Lindsay will be taking any time soon is to a jail cell!

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Judge Judy Wants Lindsanity Behind Bars!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugs

Judge Judy has seen it all: Deadbeats who steal their family's grocery money. Jealous gf's who pour bleach on their cheating man's jeans. Tupperware fights between middle-aged lunatic old maids.

Considering her experience with the weird, wonky and worthless, we think anyone who doesn't take Judge Judy's advice is a fool. Right now, Judge Judy says Lindsay Lohan should be thrown in jail! We agree!!!

This shining voice of reason says that Lindsanity needs a "dose of reality" should she ever hope to be a productive member of society ever again. In an interview, the good Judge says:

"When the justice system says it's going to do something and it doesn't follow through with it, it sends out a dangerous message. Lindsay Lohan, I think has to be given a dose of reality I don't think she has been living in the real world for a long time. Most people stop using drugs in jail. If you're in jail for three months, nobody is going to get Lindsay Lohan drugs in jail. And there is help there."

EXACTLY!

No offense to Judge Fox, but can we get a change in the lineup here. We think if tomorrow were to play out like in the video above, everyone, including Lindsay, would be a lot better off!

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