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Oksana Is Concerned For Her Child

Filed under: Mel Gibson

Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson's baby girl, Lucia security concerns

So says her new lawyer, Lisa Bloom.

There seems to be some safety issues concerning Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson's baby girl, Lucia. This morning, Lisa walked out of a courthouse and gave the awaiting sources this cryptic message:

"There are concerns about the baby."

Then, she walked away, refusing to elaborate. What could these be all about? Could it have something to do with the story we heard about the overseeing judge placing a protective order prohibiting Oksana's own bodyguard from going near the baby?

What is wrong with this sweet child???

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Watch Yourselves, LiLo's Docs! Here Comes Michael Lohan!


When Michael Lohan wakes up in the morning, he takes a sip of haterade, then pulls the lever on his See 'n Say to find out who he should harp on that day for attention.

This morning, the lucky bastards are his daughter's doctors!

Papa Lohan has his lawyer, Lisa Bloom, looking into an investigation of Lindsay Lohan's doctors. Michael believes that the Attorney General of California should make the time to look into the "unscrupulous doctors" who allegeldy "overprescribe medications to [Lindsay]."

Michael still stands by his claims that Lindsay is an addict, one who continues to get legally high on pills through a "giant legal loophole." And just to make things that more interesting, Michael cites Anna Nicole Smith's case and urges the Attorney General to give him LiLo that same amount of attention.

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New Statement Released On Behalf Of Douchebag Michael Lohan


This better be good!

After allegations that he attacked his fiancee, Kate Major, AND has been charged with harrassment, Michael Lohan's attorney has released the following statement.

Lisa Bloom said:

It was widely and incorrectly reported today that Michael Lohan was charged with a crime. Though Michael Lohan has not yet been served with any summons, I have reviewed the second degree harassment offense charge that has been filed and made public. Second degree harassment, if proved, is a violation, not a crime. It is not even a misdemeanor. Most often, second degree harassment violations are resolved by the payment of a fine of up to $250. Second degree harassment is the lowest level charge that can be brought in connection with an alleged domestic violence incident, when there are no substantial physical injuries alleged, which is the case here.

Michael Lohan continues to maintain that he is 100% innocent.

Riiiiiiight. We hope Michael and Lindsay both their time in the slammer.

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Here Comes The Slander! Papa Lohan Says Kate 2.0 Was Drunk!


Of course she was! Blame the Stoli instead of your fist on her blackout!

Michael Lohan has made an official statement through his lawyer about the allegations of violence against him. He says that he "never physically abused" his lady lover Kate Major and that she was "heavily intoxicated" at the time of the incident in question.

Here's the statement from Michael's lawyer, Lisa Bloom:

"Michael Lohan 100% denies each and every one of Kate Major’s allegations. He has never threatened to harm her, never assaulted her, and never physically abused her in any way.

Kate was heavily intoxicated during the verbal argument between Michael and Kate in the early afternoon on Monday. Michael Lohan has been clean and sober for six years.

Michael Lohan is fully cooperating with the police investigation. No charges have been filed. He expects to be fully vindicated."

UGH! Will this man ever just shut the eff up?!?

We've run out of ways to call this tool pathetic! This is just so unbelievable sad! (and possibly staged…)

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Michael Lohan Writes Lindsanity's Judge A Letter Requesting To Keep Her Out Of Jail!


Given his track record - and his present, in courtroom douchery, who knows if the judge will take him seriously?

Things are not going well for LaLoca at her hearing right now, but that still didn't stop Judge Marsha Revel from shutting down Father of Year and #1 Famewhore Michael Lohan from speaking to the courts.

She suggested he write a letter if he had something to say, and of course, has already had his lawyer, Lisa Bloom, draft up a letter requesting that his daughter not be placed in jail!

He instead hopes that Lindsanity can be placed somewhere where her alleged prescription drug use can be monitored!

The letter states:

"Michael desperately wants to avoid seeing his daughter become the next Hollywood statistic."

It also says that her post-DUI, 84 minutes in jail made LA a "laughing stock of our criminal justice system," and she should be placed in a private rehabilitation facility in New York that also accommodates family therapy!

Goodness, if he weren't such a psycho we'd think he makes some sense! But we all know better than to give him the benefit of the doubt!

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Michael Lohan Is NOT Backing Down!


We didn't think he'd give up his precious famewhoring without a fight!

Despite reports that Michael Lohan was backing down from his plan to force Lindsanity into reheab, his lawyer, Lisa Bloom, claims otherwise!

She says:

"There has been no agreement as to anything. All options remain open to save and protect Lindsay. That is Michael's #1 priority. Michael wants Lindsay to go to rehab. If she doesn't, all options remain open. He loves her. Her decision not to meet with him or go into rehab puts him in a very difficult position."

We all know what Michael's #1 priorty really is (attention!) but we still think what he's doing is better than Orange Oprah's ridiculous denial!

What do u think is in store for the Loony LOLhans next?!

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