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It's A Dark Day For Science: The Russian Space Sex Lizards Are Dead

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Space exploration is a dangerous game.

Sure, it'd be safer to never leave our homes and just keep our feet firmly on planet earth — but then progress would never happen.

Five brave Russian sex lizards have given their lives in the name of progress. They're the sex geckos that were lost in space.

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Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??

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russian sex lizards lost in space gravity jurassic parkHouston Moscow, we have a problem.

Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.

Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.

The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!

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Lizard Crawls Inside Man's Penis But He ENJOYED It?? We Bet It Wasn't A Komodo Dragon!

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A lizard crawled up a man's penis and it wasn\'t the worst thing in the world?? Say whaaaaaat?!

Ever hear of TLC's show Sex Sent Me To The E.R.?

If you haven't seen it yet it's all sorts of ridiculous, wonderful, hilarious and cringe-inducing.

Whether it's a 440-pound virgin accidentally smashing his lover's head through the wall or a woman suffering from a three-hour orgasm, these real-life sexual adventures land people in the emergency room.

Well "Shawn" from Chicago had an interesting sexual misadventure that sent him to

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Bearded Dragons Are Linked To A Salmonella Outbreak Over The Past Two Years! GROSS!

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Authorities have found a connection between a salmonella outbreak and pet bearded dragons!

It looks like Jorah Mormont had it right when he told Khaleesi dragons could NEVER be tamed on Game of Thrones!

OK, so that actually doesn't really apply here! But in real life, pet bearded dragons are proving to be quite dangerous as they are believed to be the cause of a salmonella outbreak over the past two years!

Since February 12, 2012, at least 132 people have been hospitalized across

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NY Woman Finds Lizard Head In Her Salad!! This Restaurant Should Be Ashamed Especially After Seeing THIS Pic!

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A NY woman found an actual lizard head in her salad! Super nasty!

A Manhattan woman with an unfortunate name, Robin Sandusky, got food from Guy & Gallard on West 40th Street.

It was a normal Tuesday afternoon when Robin had a $6 salad delivered to her Chelsea office.

When eating her salad, she got a DISGUSTING surprise: a severed lizard head!!

NOOOO!!!

Robin described the harrowing experience, saying:

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